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bonmongous 

bonemon•gous | 'bonmongous |
noun

• A rogue penis that has taken a boner to the extreme; to the extent that the word 'boner' can no longer be used to accurately describe an erect penis.

• An epic boner that only the manliest men can achieve : A boner among boners.

• Describes an erection based on the degree of desperation for orgasm. Has little to do with the actual size of the phallus, but rather describes the feel of a raging boner; When ordering the slangs for erection in urgency, bonmongous is considerably more important than a normal or average boner. e.g., flaccid, stiffy, boner, bonmongous.

ORIGIN 2007 (originally Canada): based on BONER and HUMONGOUS


'Watching the fine acting of Kevin Costner in the wondrous cinematic experience, 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' (especially the scene where he is bathing in the river and you catch a glimpse of his muscular buttocks) creates a bonmongous occurrence in my banana hammock.'

'Oh shit! I sprung another bonmongous. It can't just be tucked into the wasteband of my tighties like a regular boner, I have no choice but to stick my junk out proudly.'

'Your boner lacks the prominency of which my bonmongous proudly exudes.
ps. prominency isn't the only thing my bonmongous exudes.'

'My bonmongous brings all the bitches to the yard, and they're like, "It's bigger than yours, damn right it's bigger than yours." '
bonmongous by Jables. December 16, 2007
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bontoneous 

A term commonly used by an individual who may be recognized in passing as a handsome young man, especially by Great Aunts and Grandmothers on Facebook posts which include job interview headshots, photos with girlfriends from formals, and really any post where they're smiling. This subset is comprised, generally, of brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon (they coined the term circa 2012, although they do not have exclusive rights of use) to denote a wild and fun time--imagine debauchery with less intercourse, although this need not necessarily be the case, especially if there's a Bolbi on the loose.

It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:

"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"

The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).
Jacob: "Alright bois, I just finished my thesis, and I'm far too sober."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."
bontoneous by the thorax August 4, 2019
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Bongongusing

Morally incorrect during face to face interaction but highly illegal around ones kids
“Did you hear about James getting the death penalty for bongongusing around Todd’s kids?”
Bongongusing by Butt.butt.butt July 26, 2021

Bromongous

A humongous Brodude that does wayyyyyyyy too much steroids and Brocaine, is a brofucker that no body likes. He himself is a brofestation because he is way too fucking big ...bro.
Ex1. Wow, he is so bromongous he must have about 5 other brodudes engulfed in his body. He probably has the strength of 10 brodudes.

Ex2. Let's go use the bench. Oh, too bad that bromongous dude is using all the weights to bench press more than the bar can hold up, what a douche.

Ex3. That Bro was so bromongous that affliction doesn't make a shirt big enough for such a bromongloid.
Bromongous by bros in black March 11, 2009

brumongous 

Brutally humongous.

Competely overwhelming and done with a tone of dominating finality, as in a final play of a sporting event.
O'B sealed the match victory with a brumongous three-rail bank shot on the eight ball.
brumongous by Onotes May 24, 2011
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