bonics

'Bonics: 'Bonics for Ebonics.

On daNet, I gen'ly type in 'bonics.

bonics by daDebil February 24, 2004

G-bonics 

(descriptive noun) The vernacular of, by, and fo da G

"It's like this, and like that, and uh; It's like that, and like this, and like that, uh..." Snoop Dogg (da ultimate G-boniker). This is your lecture at hand of G-bonics. Word.

G-bonics by WhaSub? April 6, 2010

wee-bonics

'Wee' as in child + ebonics:
'language of recognition' spoken to or by children.
Also called pre-bonics.

'Momese' is part of the growing childspeak used by child-psychologists or what they call lovingly 'wee-bonics'.

wee-bonics by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

z-bonics 

A way to talk in which the person speaking uses z's at the end or middle of words. Also one may throw z's and z words into the middle of any conversation. Spoken mainly by the equestrian staff in Mountaintop Pa, and Cajuns down south.

"Yo, Jill hand me those shoezzzz"

"Hello, Zip,Zop, beep bop, i gotszzz two ticketszzz to the Lakerszzz game."

"Them some nice hedgeclipperszzz"

"Dude doesn't Bill Cosby speak z-bonics"

z-bonics by Dino321 May 20, 2008

Z bonics 

The language you speak when sitting sideways on massive quantities of xanax, or more commonly z bombs.

Sasquatch: Hey eben are you sure you can eat all those z bombs and still communicate?

Eben: Don't worry trick, i been practicin my z bonics since the third grade.

Z bonics by the real dicky pringle January 27, 2010

type-bonics 

The use of Ebonics when typing/texting a message. Using symbols in place of letters for the sole purpose of making yourself look cooler than you really are, all the while coming off like a complete Bozo and driving your friends insanely bonkers!

ex 1- wh3n y0u typ3 lik3 di$... it's not cool! Stop using type-bonics and type like a normal human being!

ex 2- Ke$ha

type-bonics by MissPixiecup805 July 12, 2011

e-bonics 

Electronic ebonics, or the practice of reducing normal, comprehensible sentences into a few choice letters and symbols. Punctuation is optional and often discouraged. This form of communication began with instant messenging systems but has spread to other forms of dialogue, making it far more annoying.

Guy 1: omfg im n luv wit dis gurl
Guy 2: Are you retarded? Gurl isn't even short for anything. You just spelled it wrong for the sake of being a dumbass. You need to ditch the e-bonics.

e-bonics by wonder weasel April 28, 2006