wee-bonics

'Wee' as in child + ebonics:
'language of recognition' spoken to or by children.
Also called pre-bonics.

'Momese' is part of the growing childspeak used by child-psychologists or what they call lovingly 'wee-bonics'.

wee-bonics by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

webonics 

The dialect of English used online. Especially in chat rooms and on bulletin boards.

LMAO... newbies can't understand webonics - STFU unless u r l337.

webonics by Geoff B August 2, 2003

whebonics 

Ebonics learned and spoken by white people that they learned by watching MTV in the 1990's.

I was with Bob the other day and he broke out in whebonics to talk to Derondrick.

whebonics by brevat January 28, 2012

Weebonics 

The speaking or referencing of Weaboo culture or words.

Jim: Kawaii-Desu!

Braian: Fuck off with the Weebonics.

Weebonics by mizthemad February 4, 2018

Webonics 

Similar in context to Ebonics, but used by suburban white teens who like to use stupid slang terms instead of actual words to speak.

Person one: "I'm texting my BIFFFLE"
Person two: "Chyeah Brospeh"
Person three: "Quit with the Webonics, use english"

Webonics by JoeyJr. February 16, 2010

webonics 

The English dialect used online, especially in chatrooms and on bulletin boards.

d00d thinks he's lee7, i was LMFAO. u r 2 kewl, tell him to STFU!

webonics by Geoff B August 2, 2003

Webonics 

White people speak.

Webonics:
Rory: Yo, what's goin' on man?

Chaz: Not much dude, just about to chillback and stroke my axe on my futon

Webonics by daddy7 March 23, 2010