Gestures, finger-spells and handsigns taught to a dog in order to train 'him/her' to respond to English words as orders!
Bow-linguistics are not the end of the story: alongside the 'dogsitter' and the must-have 'chewy' or chew toy, there's 'canine-freestyling', or handling a K9 to the sounds of hip-hop music! Dogis (dog yogis!) that train your dogfriend some 'doga' and when your dog turns 13, you can throw him a 'Bark Mitzvah' party, or why don't you get a 'barkitect' to build your 'furkids' an uber-stylish doghouse --ooopsies! 'barkitecture'? 'Muttiquette' (mutt etiquette) comes handy for your 'companion animal' should you be in a public place and want to avoid unexpected behavior ; And, if you're feeling lonely go adopt a 'dogter' (she-dog daughter) and get her some kiddens (kid-replacement kittens) for company!
This must be, no...is TEOTWAWKI!
This must be, no...is TEOTWAWKI!
by hammer---;, hytham April 14, 2007
Menopause + Porsche:
This strange coinage refers to the fictional symptoms experienced by rich, urban middle-aged men who try to fight off a mid-life crisis onset, by lavishly buying a speedster car (the Porsche is one good example!), ride in it and drive off the anxiety and lack of motivation one goes through in his 40s!
This strange coinage refers to the fictional symptoms experienced by rich, urban middle-aged men who try to fight off a mid-life crisis onset, by lavishly buying a speedster car (the Porsche is one good example!), ride in it and drive off the anxiety and lack of motivation one goes through in his 40s!
Other related words to menoporsche:
-andropause/ viropause: the scientific name/s given to the 'male-deficit disorder' or MDD.
-ADAM: androgen-defeciency in ageing males.
-TMS: testosterone-minute syndrome.
-IMS: irritable male syndrome.
-HSD: hypoactive sexual desire.
-ISD: inhibited sexual desire.
-andropause/ viropause: the scientific name/s given to the 'male-deficit disorder' or MDD.
-ADAM: androgen-defeciency in ageing males.
-TMS: testosterone-minute syndrome.
-IMS: irritable male syndrome.
-HSD: hypoactive sexual desire.
-ISD: inhibited sexual desire.
by hammer---;, hytham April 11, 2007
Bag-handlers for the ultra-rich.
by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007
Hatred has no ends when it comes to Indonesian people and their xenophobic bias against English expats (or, 'bules' in the local vernacular), who try to hoist a country out of the shitpile that's called Islamist fundamentalism in Indonesia!
by hammer---;, hytham April 12, 2007
Girls taking off their panties before going into a party/ gig. Makes it easier to get your bush burned!
by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
Brute vegetarian: one who includes rough, uncooked or raw food in their diets (e.g. raw fish).
Also called rawtarian, rawist, raw foodist.
Also called rawtarian, rawist, raw foodist.
Vegequarians (a.k.a. vegaquarians/ vegemarians/ pescovegetarians/ pescotarians/ fishitarians), are vegetarians who eat fish and seafood and are sometimes referred to as being brutarian, too: they grab a live fish and eat it in wholesome bites!
by hammer---;, hytham May 03, 2007