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'Haute hotdogs': hotdogs/ chilidogs that have exotic mix ingredients (e.g. nuts, raisins).
New products marketed as massclusives, like haute dogs are for the experience consumer.
by hammer---;, hytham May 03, 2007
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Having no sufficient fruit/veg in one's diet/food-intake. Also means the inability to provide healthy food for one's family.

People in Turd World 'cunt'ries like mine, are always characterized by their angry looks, stiff unhealthy bodies and bad temperament, you lil' foreigners are liable for getting your pretty 'white' teeth knocked at any time just by casually staring at passerbys! It all chalks back to what these goat-grabbing Arabtards put in their bellies: fatty 'empty calories' food (e.g. 'mansef' which is basically overcooked rice "roz" with pieces of either lamb meat "lahem", or chicken "jaj" and sour fermented goat milk "laban" that is also made by border-sharing Syria, Iraq & Sinai in Egypt), that stuff their protruding bellies and block their hearts (literaly and figuratively), and minds.

You cannot in any way figure the same as I, cause simply you aren't locked with the same fools like me! It's worse than what you might think: young men they look older than their real age, women are nothing but horny fatards with a short-fuse and all of them are bonkass crazy!
What else there's to do in Jordan known by its shitty economy and a nonexistent job market other than overeating?!

Almost all of the meat that gets used in the forementioned 'manasef' (pl.), comes from way 'Turdier' countries (mainly Sudan, Bulgaria and Romania), with bad refrigerating methods and recently... serial food-poisoning cases were reported all over Amman and a neighboring city called Ma'adaba! And the local Ammani 'souks' (markets that sell MICs or goods 'made in China'), are abrim with farmed fish fed on cheap fish growth-hormones to make it more 'sellable' (there's a saying here and in other Mid-Rim countries that says, 'The Eye Eats, Not The Mouth'. Go figure!). Fruit is sold in special allocated places called 'hisbah' (sing.) and it's only fourth-grade, non-export produce: better, export-grade fruit/veg are hauled out the 'Kinkdom' and sold to wealthy buyer-powerful Gulf states like Saudi Arabi, Kuwait, U.A.E. and Oman... where the resident 'Gulfans' are fatter than Mastodons!... leaving us po' fucks with nothing edible to put in our mouths, or money to buy anything decent enough to feed our children!

One last thing: I had a nice chat with a swee Southern Bellatrix lately and she, innocently asked me what do we normally have for food. I answered back by stating that, not long ago and because it's already 'springish' in Jordan... the 'only' national TV station ran a 6-o'clock telereport about a 'weed' -- for seriousness! -- called 'khubaiza' (scientific name: Malva parviflora and is known in English as 'little mallow'), that's usually found growing in large quantities around sewage-collecting pipelines (or as we here say, 'masarif el'charah') and the fucking reporter glazed over a bunch of it as he popvoxed the 'seasonal' souk shoppers who couldn't agree more that, yes... it's a perfect, nourishing meat-substitute (not vegan-wise. Mind), because -- their words -- "it's very rich in the blood-boosting mineral iron!". Godfuck! The iron that's in khubaiza isn't even hemic FFFS!
We're not even saved by irony!

Also called 'silent hunger'.
'Food insecurity' is the inability of goverments to provide food for their own people: The 'Assmite Kinkdon of Whordan', which is in addition to being 'food-insecure', suffers from 'hidden hunger' and everybody is after that lost NBH (Next Bowl of Hummus).
by hammer---;, hytham May 03, 2007
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Fresh-squeezed juices are a hoax: they lack the natural fiber that fruit has which can render them 70-60% less bioavailable.
Fruitarians had it almost right, but they also miss direly on other important nutrients not already available in fruit/vegs.
Funny thing is the way them vegetards sometimes cross the line of sanity in dealing with their dietary habits: there is first off, the fruitarian who eats raw fruit/vegs. The juicetarian (also called liquitarian), who only allows fruit-and-veg-based beverages and water! Then again, some might disapprove of this all together and only drink water (called aquatarians/ waterians) and die from extreme malnutrition!
But the most ga-ga of them all is the pseudospiritual, sectarian-cum-vegetarian 'Breatharians': "people free of any need to eat or drink."

by hammer---;, hytham May 03, 2007
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Sex technique for women to exercise their K-muscles ('Kegel', named after Dr. Arnold Kegel who discovered them in 1940. Also known as PC or 'pubococcygeus' muscles).
Originally, it's a Taoist technique practiced by Chinese women for sexual-amplification of relaxed vaginal muscles, but this word has become known by Muslim Indians and comes from Arabic which means literally, a 'woman who bakes' or 'baker woman'.

The main exercise is where a woman inserts a raw egg inside her vagina and clutch on it with her vaginal muscles (they resemble the ribbed insides of a vacuum-cleaner's hose), and then release again to help 'milk' the penis during sexual-intercourse.

The last people to ever take to this ancient sex practice --besides them new-ageist, schtupp-mad cheesy quacks -- were the Turkish sultans and rich polygamous Ishmaelites who reportedly used to visit over a hundred women in one night!

Another interesting old sex technique is kabbadi: oral tantric sex exercise of Indian origin where a woman utter a certain word repeatedly with no breath to tighten the inner sex muscles Kegel-like.
Kabbazah was first described by the British Muslim traveler and explorer Sir Richard Francis Burton in the mid-19th century.
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Starbucks latte coffee prices (read: expensive), used as a method to compare local currencies' buying value against the price of a regular cup of latte coffee with that of the US dollar as a 'pegging' level.
In Third World countries like Jordan, you'll be more than surprised to learn that the 'lattenomics' of the JOD (Jordanian Dinar=$0.71) is already taking action with just one franchise outlet opened by Starbucks three years ago! Too much monkey business for us regular Jordanians I tell you!
by hammer---;, hytham May 02, 2007
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Turkey's philosophy of open-mindedness and secularism.
Turkish people are one of the happiest people living today, because they left behind them a heritage of hate and bigotry of Islam, supplanted by freedom and music, art and modern life in all its manifestations.
The growing, shade-of-camel Muslim protohumanist JoeJihadi mind-'closet' is putting layák on the backfoot. Terrorist bombings like those happened at the Turkish resort town of Antalya in 2006 (and who knows what's coming next?), represent the camel's nose of the quest for freedom!
by hammer---;, hytham April 11, 2007
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Third-Worlders learning a second language in order to secure a job.
Well, fuck me sideways and call me Suzie! I have written a bulkasaurus dic and still I can't get any writing job in any magazine 'cept for some 'poof-reading' shit in a maghag-filled glossie called NOX! Guess green language never works for me.
by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007
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