e-bonics

Electronic ebonics, or the practice of reducing normal, comprehensible sentences into a few choice letters and symbols. Punctuation is optional and often discouraged. This form of communication began with instant messenging systems but has spread to other forms of dialogue, making it far more annoying.
Guy 1: omfg im n luv wit dis gurl
Guy 2: Are you retarded? Gurl isn't even short for anything. You just spelled it wrong for the sake of being a dumbass. You need to ditch the e-bonics.
by wonder weasel April 14, 2006
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e-bonics

Completely unrelated to 'Ebonics', E-bonics are the words and abbreviations that are only used between people when they are on the internet or texting.
"lulz u see teh patriots epic fail? gg belicheat ftl"
"wtf did you just say to me? I don't know e-bonics"

"z0mg zerg rush ^_^;;"
"wut? korean e-bonics is way different than regular e-bonics"

"idk my bff jill?"
"god dammit i hate when commercials use e-bonics"
by Patrick WWP November 23, 2009
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E-Bonics

The usage of ghetto slang via social networks (Facebook, Myspace, AOL, Yahoo, MSN, ect.)
Most often used by people who can write properly but choose not to.
Examples of E-Bonics could be described by using total improper spelling, overusage of capitalization or punctuation, replacing letters with numbers or characters, using confusing abbreviations and most infamously the pound symbol and a short quote.
Examples of E-Bonics:

"@y mAyn3 d15 1$H b3en b0th3r1n Me a1l day"

"WATCHU BEN ON"

"SMH #ohsodamndisappointed"
by YoduhTruffIsHurr December 21, 2011
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E-Bonics

I can barely understand what you are spitting yo, you are speakin' in some type E-bonics that I can't comprehend!
by orthokiller January 28, 2009
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