U-bonics 

A made up language that incorporates slang, mispronounced words, poor gramar, and "clever" word associations.

U-bonics is a form of degraded English, used mostly by lower class American youth.

"What dat fo? You know wat I be sayin! U-bonics iz I talkin bout!"

U-bonics by Spirrowmint April 16, 2006

U-bonics 

Pronounced you-bonics. High Tech Red Neck for Ebonics.

bubba: Who was dat on da fone?
htrn: Dunno.
bubba: Whad ey say?
htrn: Dunno, they spoke U-bonics.

U-bonics by daDebil February 24, 2004

ubonics 

Ebonics for ebonics.

Dayum, bitch, can't you speak ubonics?

ubonics by Schlongo April 29, 2005