bonerhood

On the road to getting an erection or a boner (boh-n-er)

When she showed me breast cleavage i was on the roead to bonerhood.

by aw fgghh April 29, 2015

bonerhound

A craver of cock, a hunter of erect penises, a tracker of testicles, a boner aficionado if you will.

She is such a bonerhound she could find an erection a mile away.

by MAT & AA August 4, 2008

bonerhead

stupid person; person of low intelligence

Theo is an example of a cockhead, a dickhead and a bonerhead.

by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

Boomerhood

The period in the life of an individual born approximately between the years 1945 and 1964 in which a person is considered a boomer. Common habits of this stage include endlessly criticizing the consumer habits of millennials, calling companies to determine the hours in which they're open rather than doing a simple google search, viewing college tuition as only mildly affected by inflation, referring to the Czech Republic as Czechoslovakia even though that is no longer its official name, referring to a conference as a powwow, and above all, attributing the majority of economic problems to millennials.

Walter is at the pinnacle of boomerhood. He refuses to retire, scoffs at the latest iPhone commercials, reminisces that he only had to work for three summers to fully pay off his college tuition, rewears the same 'Nantucket 1970' shirt at social events, and loves to reuse the old platitiude "you can't have your cake and eat it to" at office meetings.

by notedcharioteer March 10, 2020

bonerodeo

when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you

did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man

by scott gelato October 10, 2010

bonerfold

When there is a fold around the crotch area of your pants giving the illusion that you have a boner.

Caused by inadequate or improper ironing. Often happens when sitting down.

John: Hey, I didn't know this train ride turned you on.

Bob: Sorry man, just got a bonerfold.

by Scarface89 August 31, 2012

baberhood

A neighborhood with attractive people - fashionable, stylish, just like Paris - but not.

I need a cheap apartment in a New York baberhood.

by BernadetteO May 31, 2005