bonerfood

a really hot girl (guy), who is likely to give a man an erection

"dude, that angelina jolie is primo bonerfood"

by Yamsmoker May 23, 2008

bonerfied

1. (adj) The act of having an erection in public.

2. (n) A public boner.

Andrew was bonerfied while waiting in line at the movies.

by LiVo June 5, 2005

Bonerfide

Guaranteed to give you a boner.

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"

by creedmoor December 13, 2005

bonefolder

A torture device in which someones extremity is placed in order to fold bones at 4 to 6 inch increments until the extremity is destroyed.

(n.)That dickhead should have his arm put in the bonefolder machine.

by Dan Carsley February 5, 2009

Bonerfied

Having a boner like no other

My neighbor is so bonerfied, he makes 14 incher's look like crayon's.

by TheManNowDog33 March 15, 2009

Boner Food

Essentially anything that can give a male an erection. Most likely porn.

Tom: Yo dude what have you been doing today?

Jordan: Just been online checking out some boner food.

by YFSlovesurmom June 2, 2009

Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010