Boomerhood

The period in the life of an individual born approximately between the years 1945 and 1964 in which a person is considered a boomer. Common habits of this stage include endlessly criticizing the consumer habits of millennials, calling companies to determine the hours in which they're open rather than doing a simple google search, viewing college tuition as only mildly affected by inflation, referring to the Czech Republic as Czechoslovakia even though that is no longer its official name, referring to a conference as a powwow, and above all, attributing the majority of economic problems to millennials.

Walter is at the pinnacle of boomerhood. He refuses to retire, scoffs at the latest iPhone commercials, reminisces that he only had to work for three summers to fully pay off his college tuition, rewears the same 'Nantucket 1970' shirt at social events, and loves to reuse the old platitiude "you can't have your cake and eat it to" at office meetings.

by notedcharioteer March 10, 2020

boomerbook

How Gen Z calls Facebook
The only social media where you can find baby boomers and millennials

- Hey Paul, do you have a Facebook?
- Boomerbook? Hell no, only old people use that.

by joorge June 9, 2019

boomercode

Shitty code written by the previous generations of programmers (typically Boomers) that did nothing but produce technical debt for millenials and Gen Z programmers to clean up, thus killing the thrill and joy they expect to find based off of several popular YouTube programmers chronicling their lives at more modern tech companies. Most often you will find this regards developers who were huge advocates of a specific vendor that is notorious for pushing sub-par software packages on the industry for profit (e.g. Microsoft, Oracle, IBM).

Typically stacks filled with boomercode feature a wide set of redundant infrastructure, overengineering, technical debt and obscure proprietary softwares with no real value, such as EDI. The authors of such code typically also mock modern web standards and design practices. All while being unable to give a coherent explanation of their design choices.

50% of the transaction fees paid are likely because of boomercode.

Recruiter: Hey, I've got this awesome job, they're willing to pay relocation fees and triple your salary.
Modern Developer: Sure, what kind of technology are we talking about?
Recruiter: You'll love it, IBM Informix+Oracle, super legacy ASPX, 4gl, a little COBOL. Lots of WCF. 80% of the business logic written in PL/SQL
Modern Developer: So boomercode

by whymicrosoft.fail March 4, 2022

boogerhook

(n.)A sharp back-handed slap of the hand, done with the index or index and middle finger extended, as if flinging a booger.

(v.) To boogerhook somebody.

boogerhooked boogerhooking

Neil boogerhooked Janice for pinching his scrotum.

by Blenderhead71 February 12, 2007

boomercocdiggler

A millennial who’s chickenshit to strip in the locker room, but can’t help himself from staring at the swinging dicks of the boomers who aren’t .

George brought his nephew Morgan to work out with is, he went home in his sweaty clothes and didn’t shower but I saw the little boomercocdiggler stare at my junk.

by Davedale August 25, 2019

boomerhon

A derogatory term used on 4chan's /lgbt/ board to refer to a subtype of nonpassing trans women who transitioned later in life, typically baby boomers. Boomerhons are (stereotypically) generally either autogynephilic or sissy fetishists and come across as caricatures of women on account of being oblivious to how they are perceived.

Does that boomerhon over there think we can't tell she's wearing a breast mold and a wig?

by fullbodyphallo October 1, 2022

boomergod3000

the sexiest meme page on instagram. niche internet micro celebrity extraordinaire. hilarious lesbian

yo dude do you follow boomergod3000? she is so silly on instagram

by not boomergod3000 June 17, 2021