bonerhider

One who allows random individuals to conceal their erect male genetalia inside or their bodily orifices

Janet is such a bonerhider. Shell let anyone stick it in her

by Hooked on chronics stuck on st May 19, 2018

Bonercide

The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.

Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.

by Seximess December 1, 2011

bonerizer

Something girls use to give guys boners.

shortshorts, tanktops, bikinis, being hot, and tits are all very good examples of bonerizers.

by NuclearTestFacility May 26, 2010

Bonerfide

Guaranteed to give you a boner.

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"

by creedmoor December 13, 2005

bonerizers

drugs that give old men erections

levitra and viagra are bonerizers

by fudda April 9, 2005

bonerizer

Stimuli which causes the general to pitch his tent

Look at those bonerizers on her!!!!

by Marty North October 26, 2003

boneshiner

(1) A person who wastes time chronically.
(2) A person who chronically Masturbates.
(3) Or, Both.

"What you mean you can't get your work done? You're just a freakin' boneshiner."

"Dude, y'all'r a professional boneshiner."

by Mike Melton June 11, 2006