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The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.
Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.
Bonercide by Seximess December 1, 2011

bonerizer 

Something girls use to give guys boners.
shortshorts, tanktops, bikinis, being hot, and tits are all very good examples of bonerizers.

Bonerfide 

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"
Bonerfide by creedmoor December 13, 2005

bonerizers 

drugs that give old men erections
levitra and viagra are bonerizers
bonerizers by fudda April 9, 2005

bonerizer 

Stimuli which causes the general to pitch his tent
Look at those bonerizers on her!!!!
bonerizer by Marty North October 26, 2003

boneshiner

(1) A person who wastes time chronically.
(2) A person who chronically Masturbates.
(3) Or, Both.
"What you mean you can't get your work done? You're just a freakin' boneshiner."

"Dude, y'all'r a professional boneshiner."
boneshiner by Mike Melton June 11, 2006