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bonerfold 

When there is a fold around the crotch area of your pants giving the illusion that you have a boner.

Caused by inadequate or improper ironing. Often happens when sitting down.
John: Hey, I didn't know this train ride turned you on.

Bob: Sorry man, just got a bonerfold.
bonerfold by Scarface89 August 31, 2012
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bonerflying 

A verb to bonerfly. When everything a woman hears, sees or smells makes her think of her lover's cock.
Sara- "Michelle, what is wrong today. You keep making mistakes!!"

Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"
bonerflying by CoonGirlLover June 18, 2014

bonerfied 

1. (adj) The act of having an erection in public.

2. (n) A public boner.
Andrew was bonerfied while waiting in line at the movies.
bonerfied by LiVo June 5, 2005

Bonerflauge 

The act of hiding ones boner.
one time in school the teacher called me to the front of the class and I was rocking a big time boner so I had to bonerflauge my cock

Bonerful 

When something is so wonderful you pop a Boner.
It was so bonerful for my girlfriend to take her clothes off randomly.
Bonerful by Andrew Tompson January 18, 2009

Bonerfide 

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"
Bonerfide by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Bonerflies 

That feeling you get in your pants when you see a beautiful woman. When your junk moves at the sight of a fine piece of ass.
Bro, did you see that girl walk by in that sundress....She gave me a serious case of the Bonerflies!
Bonerflies by Jesykah March 3, 2015
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