bonerodeo 

when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you

did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man

bonerodeo by scott gelato October 10, 2010

Bonejode 

When your foreskin backs up over your noodle.

John - 'ohh damn, these trousers are so tight I got a bonejode'

Bonejode by Stylus UK February 10, 2008

bonerometer 

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.

Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'

bonerometer by markopoko June 5, 2010

bonerologist

A man or woman who has researched boners immensely and know every aspect of the hard penis

That girl is at Harvard studying to be a bonerologist!

bonerologist by Maxyboy6969 March 4, 2014

bonerology 

the study of boners, durrrr

-so how was your date last night?
>it was going awesome until she started to say stuff about my boner being crooked....
-ouch, she must have majored in bonerology.
>THATS WHAT I SAID!! ... and thats when she left.

bonerology by silkymanjones August 2, 2006

Bonerology 

The study of the ever so famous boners and how they work

Ya know i have always wanted to study Bonerology
Hey did you hear that they are adding Bonerology to the class schedule?

Bonerology by Mr Mxyzptlk May 1, 2020

Boneroblongata 

The part of the brain that women use to control the opposite sex. They can turn it on and off at will. Science cannot fully explain this part of the female brain and as a result it has been omitted from all medical databases. Some conspiracy theorists believe this is a ploy of the conservative right wing in order to suppress the advancement of female sexuality.

Autopsy of Marilyn Monroe

Dr 1: "Let's open her brain up and see what she died of."
Dr 2: "OMG look at the size of that organ! Her Boneroblongata is HUG--"
Dr 1: "DUDE... you can't say that... it's not an officially recognized part of the female brain! No matter how massive and remarkable it is, you can't acknowledge it!"
Dr 2: "Oh sorry... *clears throat* it appears Ms. Monroe has an unremarkable brain."
Dr 1: "Good man... good man... the secret is still safe."

Boneroblongata by blazerecu November 28, 2011