when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you
did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man
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Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'
by markopoko June 5, 2010
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>it was going awesome until she started to say stuff about my boner being crooked....
-ouch, she must have majored in bonerology.
>THATS WHAT I SAID!! ... and thats when she left.
>it was going awesome until she started to say stuff about my boner being crooked....
-ouch, she must have majored in bonerology.
>THATS WHAT I SAID!! ... and thats when she left.
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Hey did you hear that they are adding Bonerology to the class schedule?
Hey did you hear that they are adding Bonerology to the class schedule?
by Mr Mxyzptlk May 1, 2020
Get the Bonerology mug.The part of the brain that women use to control the opposite sex. They can turn it on and off at will. Science cannot fully explain this part of the female brain and as a result it has been omitted from all medical databases. Some conspiracy theorists believe this is a ploy of the conservative right wing in order to suppress the advancement of female sexuality.
Autopsy of Marilyn Monroe
Dr 1: "Let's open her brain up and see what she died of."
Dr 2: "OMG look at the size of that organ! Her Boneroblongata is HUG--"
Dr 1: "DUDE... you can't say that... it's not an officially recognized part of the female brain! No matter how massive and remarkable it is, you can't acknowledge it!"
Dr 2: "Oh sorry... *clears throat* it appears Ms. Monroe has an unremarkable brain."
Dr 1: "Good man... good man... the secret is still safe."
Dr 1: "Let's open her brain up and see what she died of."
Dr 2: "OMG look at the size of that organ! Her Boneroblongata is HUG--"
Dr 1: "DUDE... you can't say that... it's not an officially recognized part of the female brain! No matter how massive and remarkable it is, you can't acknowledge it!"
Dr 2: "Oh sorry... *clears throat* it appears Ms. Monroe has an unremarkable brain."
Dr 1: "Good man... good man... the secret is still safe."
by blazerecu November 28, 2011
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