bonerhead 

stupid person; person of low intelligence

Theo is an example of a cockhead, a dickhead and a bonerhead.

bonerhead by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

Boneheart 

When a girl is so angelically beautiful yet also devilishly seductive that seeing her picture gives a man a boner and also brings him to tears.

1.) Dude: The first time I saw you, you gave me a mean boneheart. I think I'm in love.
Chick: That's so sweet!

2.) That substitute teacher is so fine it's embarrassing. If I see her in public, I start to tear up, and also get an erection that lasts over 4 hours. My doctor says it's just a boneheart and it's nothing to worry about.

Boneheart by firemanic July 2, 2018

Bonehead5000 

Me

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Bonehead5000 by Bonehead5000 July 11, 2020

bonered up 

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.

Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.

bonered up by Mike O December 7, 2005

hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.

gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."

hot and bonered by and by June 22, 2010

bonerhawk 

A female who keenly waits for a male victim to reach inebriation before attempting to initiate sexual activity for personal gain. Most commonly, the female will perform involuntary fellatio while the victim sleeps in order to initiate sexual intercourse.

"Damn, how hard was Holly bonerhawkin' Trav at Central?"

"Oh, Dude. Hard."

bonerhawk by jwill22 January 11, 2009

Bunkerhead 

Someone to full of self importance too busy believing they are smarter than others that they fail to realise the bus actually left them behind two stops ago......and everyone he thought he had fooled....Knew!

Take credit for others efforts to hide their own uselessness.

Big hard Don really actually thought he was responsible for coaching the girls to a league victory when he actually inherited a team that was skilled enough to do it themselves and really did nothing to contribute to their deserved victory .....

What a total "Bunkerhead" that pie eating mofo is!, hes been well bunkered (found out, exposed).

Bunkerhead by BigJockKnewKADiv October 17, 2007