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Get the boneography mug.A boring, rambling, inexplicably-long comment left after an online news article; most often follows a Yahoo article; almost always left by a boomer; frequently, the author's tone is pedantic and smug despite his being completely wrong; the comment almost always includes a disproportionately long explanation of how great and expert the author is.
Confident that his years of watching cable TV have prepared and sharpened his mind for this very moment, the boomer conjured stories of his early years fixing and riding plenty of Huffy bicycles before lecturing the comments section with a 5,000 word boomergraph on the impracticality of electric cars.
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Get the Bonertrap mug.When someone grabs a mans boner, usually when there naked and squeezing it as hard as they can making this male in loads of pain.
My girlfriend and I were walking down the street and she notices that I have a boner. She then pulls down my shorts and my underwear exposing my boner and then gives me the worst bonergrab I have ever gotten. I then fall to the ground in loads of pain. Then she lifts me up and knees me in the balls continuously. I then fall to the ground and I land flat on my balls, crushing them which hurt even more. Everyone was watching and it was so embarrassing and painful.
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