cockenstrate

To pay attention to detail while giving an awesome blowjob.

Quiet she told me ..."Im trying to cockenstrate while I suck your dick !!!!

by shesoutaherfuckinmind January 06, 2012

bonergraph

the picture taken of your own penis

I will forward you my bonergraph so you can decide for yourself.

by shesoutaherfuckinmind January 06, 2012

cunteroffer

the bullshit and nervy offer you get from your soon to be ex- wife when you are going thru divorce proceedings.

My attorney sent me over another cunteroffer from my soon to be ex-wife. Is she out of her fuckin mind?

by shesoutaherfuckinmind July 09, 2011