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boneography 

when lovers take pictures of themselves making love
Her mother freaked when she found the stack of boneography.

bonertastic 

When a woman or man is so attractive that they give you a boner.
"Wow, Katie Holmes is bonertastic!" - Man who speaks the truth.

"Oscar the Grouch is such a pain in the ass, but he's bonertastic." - Elmo
bonertastic by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

Boner Trap 

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."
Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.
Boner Trap by EthanFeng October 13, 2015

bonertron 

A robot with physical features like a transformer....in the shape of a penis
bonertron...more than meets the eye
bonertron by AngusOwnsYou February 13, 2007

Bonerappetitties 

A restaurant created in order to serve men off all ages ( or ladies if you are into it) the finest cuisine in a stimulating manner. All waitresses and employees must be attractive women who are only allowed to wear pure lingerie as a uniform. Shows are put on nightly and tipping is not mandatory, but I promise you'll want to.
Dude! Lets go to Bonerappetitties, I havn't gotten any for a while.

bonertastic 

hot girl/guy that makes you hard
dude:hey look at the girl over there *points*
dude2:she's bonertastic!
bonertastic by dee emm July 24, 2007