bonergrab

When someone grabs a mans boner, usually when there naked and squeezing it as hard as they can making this male in loads of pain.

My girlfriend and I were walking down the street and she notices that I have a boner. She then pulls down my shorts and my underwear exposing my boner and then gives me the worst bonergrab I have ever gotten. I then fall to the ground in loads of pain. Then she lifts me up and knees me in the balls continuously. I then fall to the ground and I land flat on my balls, crushing them which hurt even more. Everyone was watching and it was so embarrassing and painful.

by frozensword14 August 3, 2016

boneography

when lovers take pictures of themselves making love

Her mother freaked when she found the stack of boneography.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 18, 2011

Bonerable

The rebound condition of a girl as a result of being dumped, making her easy.

1.Yo, that girl is so bonerable right now, you should try and hit that.

2. Guy 1: I heard Kelly just got dumped by Fred.
Guy 2: Haha yeah, she's so bonerable right now...excuse me for a minute...

3 Girl 1: I can't believe he broke up with me? Am I not good enough? I'll show him, I'll sleep with he friend tonight.
Girl 2: Oh Kelly, don't be so bonerable.

by C scott November 2, 2007

bonerability

The unwritten scale on how likely some one is to get boned. More commonly used towards women.

Guy 1: "What do you think her bonerability is?"

Guy 2: "I give her an 8."

by Haseo14 March 21, 2011

bonerable

The quality of being attractive. Usually refers to somebody a male would like to have sex with.

That chick is totally bonerable.

by Tom Anderson October 18, 2004

bonergasmic

(adj) when something is so buttspankingly good that everyone experiences a boner and/or an orgasm, metaphorically speaking.

Of course, a very good thing can be orgasmic, bonertastic or simply boneriffic, but for the full 10020% of awesomefulness, bonergasmic does the job. Used extensively by teens in Northcote and Preston.

'wow, this ice-cream is bonergasmic'
'how was school?'
'boner(pause)gasmic! The maths teacher was sick and we got to watch dvds all day'
'sick!'

by Simon J Carcrash November 10, 2013

Bonerbrain

One who is of little intelligence and/or someone who acts in an unpleasant manner, a derogatory term as to compare someone to a penis inside of a brain.

I was building a giant horse dick in Minecraft and he blew it up with TNT, what a Bonerbrain!

by Duo2Cuo March 31, 2011