bonergasmic 

(adj) when something is so buttspankingly good that everyone experiences a boner and/or an orgasm, metaphorically speaking.

Of course, a very good thing can be orgasmic, bonertastic or simply boneriffic, but for the full 10020% of awesomefulness, bonergasmic does the job. Used extensively by teens in Northcote and Preston.

'wow, this ice-cream is bonergasmic'
'how was school?'
'boner(pause)gasmic! The maths teacher was sick and we got to watch dvds all day'
'sick!'

bonergasmic by Simon J Carcrash November 10, 2013

bonertastic 

When a woman or man is so attractive that they give you a boner.

"Wow, Katie Holmes is bonertastic!" - Man who speaks the truth.

"Oscar the Grouch is such a pain in the ass, but he's bonertastic." - Elmo

bonertastic by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

bonertastic 

hot girl/guy that makes you hard

dude:hey look at the girl over there *points*
dude2:she's bonertastic!

bonertastic by dee emm July 24, 2007

bonertastic 

Hott enough to give a guy a boner.

Dude, she is "bonertastic"....

bonertastic by Juaia November 15, 2004

bonergasm

Short for boner orgasm

"Chad you just gave me a bonergasm" - Ryan

bonergasm by 2k2Impulse May 12, 2014

boregasmic 

A woman's summation of her split-second lovemaking with a man possessing no clue as to her anatomy, her appetites, her capacity for pleasure or how to provide it.

She had barely gotten started and he was done, she thought, staring at the ceiling. Another boregasmic sprint to see how fast he could roll over and fall asleep.

boregasmic by Monkey's Dad March 9, 2020