bonergasmic

(adj) when something is so buttspankingly good that everyone experiences a boner and/or an orgasm, metaphorically speaking.

Of course, a very good thing can be orgasmic, bonertastic or simply boneriffic, but for the full 10020% of awesomefulness, bonergasmic does the job. Used extensively by teens in Northcote and Preston.

'wow, this ice-cream is bonergasmic'
'how was school?'
'boner(pause)gasmic! The maths teacher was sick and we got to watch dvds all day'
'sick!'

by Simon J Carcrash November 10, 2013

bonertastic

When a woman or man is so attractive that they give you a boner.

"Wow, Katie Holmes is bonertastic!" - Man who speaks the truth.

"Oscar the Grouch is such a pain in the ass, but he's bonertastic." - Elmo

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

bonertastic

hot girl/guy that makes you hard

dude:hey look at the girl over there *points*
dude2:she's bonertastic!

by dee emm July 24, 2007

bonertastic

Hott enough to give a guy a boner.

Dude, she is "bonertastic"....

by Juaia November 15, 2004

bonergasm

Short for boner orgasm

"Chad you just gave me a bonergasm" - Ryan

by 2k2Impulse May 12, 2014

boregasmic

A woman's summation of her split-second lovemaking with a man possessing no clue as to her anatomy, her appetites, her capacity for pleasure or how to provide it.

She had barely gotten started and he was done, she thought, staring at the ceiling. Another boregasmic sprint to see how fast he could roll over and fall asleep.

by Monkey's Dad March 9, 2020