boregasmic 

A woman's summation of her split-second lovemaking with a man possessing no clue as to her anatomy, her appetites, her capacity for pleasure or how to provide it.

She had barely gotten started and he was done, she thought, staring at the ceiling. Another boregasmic sprint to see how fast he could roll over and fall asleep.

boregasmic by Monkey's Dad March 9, 2020

boregasm 

noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary

Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed

Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.

boregasm by Caitlin+Courtney March 5, 2008

bonergasmic 

(adj) when something is so buttspankingly good that everyone experiences a boner and/or an orgasm, metaphorically speaking.

Of course, a very good thing can be orgasmic, bonertastic or simply boneriffic, but for the full 10020% of awesomefulness, bonergasmic does the job. Used extensively by teens in Northcote and Preston.

'wow, this ice-cream is bonergasmic'
'how was school?'
'boner(pause)gasmic! The maths teacher was sick and we got to watch dvds all day'
'sick!'

bonergasmic by Simon J Carcrash November 10, 2013

boregasm 

the minimally satisfying culmination of a lackluster sexual encounter

Ok, this is going nowhere, and I have to work in the morning. Time to boregasm and get the hell out of here.

boregasm by jmusc February 4, 2010

Boregasm 

Noun. Something you have when you're having sex with someone that is very dull in bed because of lack of knowledge and skill. A boregasm is of little intensity and is oftentimes acheived by your own assistance.

"I'm horny as a toad. I'll call David... He isn't very exciting but I'm desperate. He's good for a boregasm or two if I'm lucky. "

OR

Man: "Was that 5 minutes of heaven for you too?"
Woman: "Yeah. I was able to have a boregasm, if that's what you're asking."

Boregasm by Vavoom42 October 15, 2009

Burgasmic 

An adjective describing the intense or paroxysmal sensory experience delivered by the consumption of an artful pairing of ground beef, seasoning, bun, condiments and cheese (optional) such that the end effect is euphoria-like state similar to that of an orgasm.

Have you had a burger at that new place? They mix brisket into their ground beef and add cheese, bacon and top it with a fried egg -- it's burgasmic!

Burgasmic by tomassh February 13, 2009

Boregasm 

n / v1 - An orgasm achieved by pure boredom

n / v2 - Masturbating to nothing in particular, out of boredom

n / v3 - An orgasm achieved by listening to any song by Borgore, due to it's filthiness

1 - Holy christ... Why won't the f***ing history teacher just shut up?! I swear, I can feel a boregasm arising.

2 - So bored... I feel so worthless. I boregasmed like 3 times today, 'cause I had nothing better to do

3 - AF;AJF;LDSKFHHFJAFHJAKLFJA;907u79873j90 sorry, I was listening to Love by Borgore, and I boregasmed all over the keyboard. I had to clean the crap off my keyboard. Totally wasn't expecting that first drop.

Boregasm by Netugi January 26, 2011