A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"

Mike Bobaguard by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Related Words

Bombage • Bombagyatt • bombagyat • bombag • bombagayee • Bombagee • Bombagellian • Homage to the Bombage • bomba • bombardier

bombarcouous

Another word for something that is terrible or unfair

That game that we played is bombarcouous

bombarcouous by DATSADTACO December 22, 2022

bombardier

A bombardier is the type of person that wears black air forces and adidas tracksuits and goes to gym and has tattoos.
Their job is usually being a loan shark and they talk in gypsy mixed w/ romanian, play soccer (badly but they love Jabulani), wear big sunglasses and cross gold chains.

Mike: Have you seen my wallet ?
Romeo: Nu varule sa mor de l-am vazut.
Dan: You're being such a bombardier Romeo.

bombardier by valoaresismeckerie a.k.a PENTI July 31, 2020

Bombas5

The best bedwars player that ever existed. When other players see Bombas5 they instantly give away their bed, as there is no chance for them to survive

(Speaker 1) Who joined the vc?
(Speaker 2) Bombas5!!!
(Speaker 1) Holy shit Bombas5 himself joined the vc!

Bombas5 by bananalover779 March 4, 2021

bombardier

A male stereotype from Romania most likely. He has a black short hair, very well arranged, fake designer clothes and shoes ( he usually wears tracksuits or any kinds of low shoes cu gleznele la vedere) and the most importantly a BMW car from the 90s very well known in Romania as ''cazan'' , ''tigaie'' or less often ''cotet''. He is known for bad behavior in traffic, specifically, he considers his car superior even though it's obvious that it's not, you better give him some space on the road because he will be mad at you cause his car is special and you are not ready for this debate with him and also has cringey stickers on it. He listens to a lot of music, especially manele or live-uri de manele from his favourite ''artists'' and has a girlfriend who is a freshman in high school and ''loves him a lot'' calling him regele meu, puterea mea because of his car but she won't admit this and last but not least he is kinda older than her.

L-ai vazut ba pe bombardier in cazanul ala cum a trecut cu boboaca in dreapta?

bombardier by ihadtodoit99 July 27, 2020

bombalicious

Combination of "the bomb" and "delicious". When something tastes great.

Damn! That stake was bombalicious.

bombalicious by w.phx.az February 27, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026