4 definitions by w.phx.az

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1. When playing video game golf (Tiger Woods) the computer does not allow you to use a certain club.

2. The club you wish to use is not an option.
"Awe man, you got club fucked on that one."
"Shit! if I wasn't gettin' club fucked I could make this."
"How come every time we play for money I get club fucked?"
by w.phx.az March 10, 2009
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Tinted glasses used to hide a players eyes during a card (poker, etc.) game.
Play of words on the sunglasses brand "BluBlocker", which used to regularly have cheesy infomercials.
Be on the look out for milkels when a player is sporting Bluff Blockers.
I can never figure out what hes doing with those damn bluff blockers on.
I plan on cleaning up tonight, I brought my bluff blockers.
by w.phx.az April 10, 2009
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Combination of "the bomb" and "delicious". When something tastes great.
Damn! That stake was bombalicious.
by w.phx.az February 27, 2009
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Combination of Milk and Nickel (5 cent piece).

When a player bets the minimum bet in a poker game to milk the other players out of another nickel. This is done when a player knows he has the best hand, but doesn't want to bluff the others out of the game. He'd rather get a few more nickels than nothing.

Can be used for bets larger than 5 cents, but a milkel is only a milkel if it is the minimum bet allowed during that game.
"I know a milkel when I see one, I fold".
"I knew he had me beat when he bet that milkel".
"That ain't no milkel, hes bluffin'".
by w.phx.az March 10, 2009
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