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Mike Bobaguard
A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
Mike Bobaguard by wormfigure January 31, 2022
Bofa
The first stage of a verbally transmitted disease.
Usually nonfatal and asymptomatic, however, once it progresses to Stage 2 (Ligma), it is extremely dangerous. Stage 3 (commonly referred to as E-TMA) is incredibly uncommon due to the Ligma's astronomical fatality rates (99.87%), and thusly has never been observed in laboratory conditions.
Currently, Bofa has no known cure and can only be treated temporarily by passing it on to another host. This has caused Bofa infection rates to skyrocket in the recent weeks, in what is being referred to as "a verbal pandemic outbreak" of unprecendented scale. Passing Bofa to a new host also causes a surge of dopamine in the original host, promoting further proliferation.
The evolution of Bofa into Ligma has been shown to be linked to online presence, most often to real-time videographic streaming specifically. Those individuals involved in videographic streaming are strongly advised not to stream content until the trigger conditions for Ligmosis are identified and preventative measures are developed.
Also see Sugma, a variant strain of Ligma on which little research has been conducted.
Usually nonfatal and asymptomatic, however, once it progresses to Stage 2 (Ligma), it is extremely dangerous. Stage 3 (commonly referred to as E-TMA) is incredibly uncommon due to the Ligma's astronomical fatality rates (99.87%), and thusly has never been observed in laboratory conditions.
Currently, Bofa has no known cure and can only be treated temporarily by passing it on to another host. This has caused Bofa infection rates to skyrocket in the recent weeks, in what is being referred to as "a verbal pandemic outbreak" of unprecendented scale. Passing Bofa to a new host also causes a surge of dopamine in the original host, promoting further proliferation.
The evolution of Bofa into Ligma has been shown to be linked to online presence, most often to real-time videographic streaming specifically. Those individuals involved in videographic streaming are strongly advised not to stream content until the trigger conditions for Ligmosis are identified and preventative measures are developed.
Also see Sugma, a variant strain of Ligma on which little research has been conducted.
Fortnite Player: Did you hear about Ninja? He was streaming on Twitch when he caught Ligma and died!
Me, an Intellectual: He must have been an idiot. You can only contract Ligma if you allow Bofa to go untreated.
Fortnite Player: What's Bofa?
M, an I: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YA MOUF! GOT EEEEMMM
Fortnite Player: *contracts Bofa*
Me, an Intellectual: He must have been an idiot. You can only contract Ligma if you allow Bofa to go untreated.
Fortnite Player: What's Bofa?
M, an I: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YA MOUF! GOT EEEEMMM
Fortnite Player: *contracts Bofa*
Befaggotted
Billy: So, I visit this new social media website claiming to be all about free speech, and the next thing you know, I am reported for saying Trump Americans are better than others. What's wrong with them!?! Are they too weak to hear the truth!?! And, here's the kicker! I ask the admins why I was reported, and they respond; it's because I said something that hurt someone's feelings. What's wrong with them!?! Just deny the report and say it's because "We defend free speech!" It's that simple!
Jeff: Must be one of those Gen Y websites. This generation is completely befaggotted. Even if you say Hi to them, they get offended.
Carl: I went to this club Hooligans we used to dance at when we were in college.
Mark: Oh yeah!? Saw any hot chics there?
Carl: Not exactly. I saw a dude acting like other dudes were women. I don't know whatever happened to that club! It's become befaggotted!
Mark: Must be one of those stupid policies about welcoming everyone regardless of rape inclinations (aka "sexual orientations").
Jeff: Must be one of those Gen Y websites. This generation is completely befaggotted. Even if you say Hi to them, they get offended.
Carl: I went to this club Hooligans we used to dance at when we were in college.
Mark: Oh yeah!? Saw any hot chics there?
Carl: Not exactly. I saw a dude acting like other dudes were women. I don't know whatever happened to that club! It's become befaggotted!
Mark: Must be one of those stupid policies about welcoming everyone regardless of rape inclinations (aka "sexual orientations").
Befaggotted by OffBeatDrummer November 14, 2020
Bofamese
The act of putting your friends testicles in your anal cavity and then proceeding to clench your rectum until the testicles are torn off. Afterwards defecate the torn testicles into your friends mouth, he eats it then defecates it again then you eat it again and finally wear the final product as a mouth retainer.
Bofamese by BreadAcquirer November 7, 2018