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Mike Bobaguard 

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"
Mike Bobaguard by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Brad bobaguard 

Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'
"I would like to ask a question about the menu."
"So you're saying you wanna pull a Brad bobaguard?"
Brad bobaguard by charriot February 19, 2022

boofagunard

When some body farts into their hand and shoves the hand full of fart into your face.
"The bitch gave me lip, so I boofagunarded that hoe. She's been gaggin' all day."

Mike Bobaguard 

A person in which who is represented as an alpha male, or considered one from a flock of handsome males. They are also considered to have well-sized schlongs
Mike Bobaguard by MikeMike768 March 13, 2023

beagular 

Of or like a beagle; behavior charateristic of the beagle.
Her jolly light-hearted mood is totally beagular!

Going crazy over food is totally beagular.

Bongular 

An adjective used to describe awesome bong-related activities. Similar to "Tubular"
-"Hey, wanna come over and smoke?"

-"Sounds bongular"
Bongular by WUUUUT? April 30, 2011