Boardin' 

could be any of the boardin' sports, but usually it's associated with Snowboarding.

hey dude lets go boardin', like now! 7 inches of powpow just hit the mountains.

Boardin' by creature69 August 1, 2019

Boardin' 

Fornication (normally in a bed with box springs and boards) in a non-commital relationship.

"Man, you left early. Did you get some boardin' in?"

Boardin' by Kyme Urban January 4, 2010

Boofy Boardin 

The act of butt chugging water. It is usually done when your body is under duress. Overheating and/or dehydration are common reasons for "drinking" H2O this way because science has proven your body absorbs liquids better anally than orally. Also there is no better way to lower core body temperature than a nice glass of icewater pumped through your poop chute.

"Is Loren OK? "
"Meh, he'll be fine. That anal fissure he got from Ol'Fireplug had him crying and sweating so much he bout had a stroke from dehydration. He's in the back now *boofy boardin a couple Ice mountains.

Boofy Boardin by Swirvvv1 November 1, 2021

Bordinal 

-A word used to describe a person who has the capability to determine the subtle differences between grasshopper and cockroach excrement. In the countries of southeast Asia, being dubbed bordinal is considered the highest honor one can receive in his or her lifetime.

-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.

ICIE: So, tell us, is it grasshopper or cockroach poop?
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.

Bordinal by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011

Out Boarding 

When your girl lifts your penis and motorboats your nuts

Damn that chick straight pushed Lenny's Dick out the way and started out boarding hard

Out Boarding by dingle berry plastics March 30, 2015

Boarfing 

Having anal done to you while skate/penny/or long boarding etc

My boy friend and I started boarfing, because we got horny while skate boarding

Boarfing by Ceceadream June 18, 2019

Ghetto Boarding

When it snows in the South in a city like Little Rock or Memphis and you tie a rope onto the back of a vehicle with 4 wheel drive and, and behind it on a trash can lid or other object. Ghetto Boarding is easy to do if you have the proper vehicle. No one in the South knows how to drive in the snow so the roads are wide open for boarding!

"Yo nig look outside! It snowed an entire 2 inches! You know what that means?!?!"
"Ahh yeah we goin ghetto boarding son!"

Ghetto Boarding by ghettorando901 May 12, 2014