Definitions by Swirvvv1

Boofy Boardin 

The act of butt chugging water. It is usually done when your body is under duress. Overheating and/or dehydration are common reasons for "drinking" H2O this way because science has proven your body absorbs liquids better anally than orally. Also there is no better way to lower core body temperature than a nice glass of icewater pumped through your poop chute.

"Is Loren OK? "
"Meh, he'll be fine. That anal fissure he got from Ol'Fireplug had him crying and sweating so much he bout had a stroke from dehydration. He's in the back now *boofy boardin a couple Ice mountains.

Boofy Boardin by Swirvvv1 November 1, 2021

Pickled Pink-Eye 

The act of squatting on a person's face and defecating directly upon their eyeball.

Hey Loren, you want another pickled pink-eye or was one enough?

Pickled Pink-Eye by Swirvvv1 September 1, 2021