boarding

planking but face up, laying flat on top of, across various objects face up

Jackson goes boarding across desks.

by beas1knees November 03, 2011

boarding

See docking. But with more smegma...more...a little more...woe! TOO MUCH!!!

thats a lot of smegma there bill, your dick is awful cheesy...

by Philly fukin massive huge hairy willy February 23, 2005

board

How retarded people spell the word bored.

Keith: "Board tonite call with plans."
Me: "You're retarded."

by urbanwordconnoisseur April 05, 2010

Boards

A slang term for rebounds used most commonly in basketball.

"Get the boards! Box out!"

by paspaspas November 18, 2014

boarded

1) What happens to members of a startup company who are not present at the board meeting.
3) To be screwed over.

Everyone but top management is getting boarded in the next board meeting. Across the board pay cuts and stock dilution for, because employees are objects you screw profits out of.

by MarkHGoldstein March 13, 2013

boards

Slang used to describe a pair of skis used for the sport of snow skiing.

Somebody ripped-off my new boards!

by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010

Board

A board is a female who is overwhelmingly attracted that you can't take your eyes off of them and that you have no chances of hooking up. It is a word mostly used in class when someone is looking at the "board" but they are actually looking at the female in front of the real board.

Wow, that "board" has a fine figure.

by DamnDude April 29, 2018