blurkey

when a fat black cat curls her front paws up under her body while her back is rounded, causing her to resemble a turkey.
The act of blurkifying.

Salem sleeps on the back of the sofa all blurkified.

by joe schmo July 11, 2004

blurker

A blog lurker. Someone who reads a lot of blogs but never posts any comments.

I stopped posting to my LJ because all my readers were blurkers.

by Webster114 December 9, 2008

Blumkey

The act of preforming fellatio on a man whilst he is simultaneously taking a shit.
fellatio = blowjob

“I was running late for work so I asked her to give me some blumkey to save time.”
“My life revolves around multitasking and saving time and that is why I make my wife give me some blumkey to save time”

by Cathaleoo815 June 15, 2020

Chuckin' a Bourkey

To act in a highly attractive manner towards one being, any other forms of communication with any other being is obliviated. Most commonly found in "The Village".

e.g of Chuckin' a bourkey - idk i couldnt thiink of 1

by VillageTerms January 2, 2018

Doing a burkey

To deliberately try to stop or get in the way of something or someone

He’s doing a burkey because he can’t go to the match

by Joeghd February 21, 2019

blumkey

giving a blowjob to your significant other while they are pooping

man 1: my wife gave me a blumkey yesterday!
man 2: you're a really lucky dude, I wish my wife would do that to me!

by manman12 January 19, 2022

A Burkey

One who is an absolute tool and thinks that rooting against the hometown sports team makes them cool among other people. Other symptoms include social awkwardness, mullets, and speech impediments.

Stop being such a Burkey!

by john mclambeau November 6, 2011