Blumkey

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The act of preforming fellatio on a man whilst he is simultaneously taking a shit.
fellatio = blowjob

“I was running late for work so I asked her to give me some blumkey to save time.”
“My life revolves around multitasking and saving time and that is why I make my wife give me some blumkey to save time”

Blumkey by Cathaleoo815 June 15, 2020

Words you can keep

blumkey

giving a blowjob to your significant other while they are pooping

man 1: my wife gave me a blumkey yesterday!
man 2: you're a really lucky dude, I wish my wife would do that to me!

blumkey by manman12 January 19, 2022

Related Words

Blumkey • Blumke • blumpey • Blunkeys • Bumkey • Blomkey • blukey • blumey • Blumey'd • blumeyer

Blumkey

Female Giving a male oral sex he backs out a monster Turd

I asked my girlfriend to give me a Blumkey today she wasn't keen but did it anyway

Blumkey by Buggles June 12, 2023

Bumkey

A Norwegian mom in a wheelchair with multiple sclerosis

awe bumkey your so sweet

Bumkey by Wangchops September 16, 2018

Blumke

To receive a blow job while having a shit.

As it's your birthday today I'll give you a blumke as a special treat.

Blumke by Qabbalah September 18, 2020

blumken

to get a blowjob and shit at the same time

The bitch gave me a blumken

blumken by asspiss April 23, 2003

Blumke

When you get a blowjob whilst you're having a shit.

"Mitch is in the doghouse again."
"why? What's happened?"

"He asked Kerri Anne for a blumke."

Blumke by Kinneth September 17, 2020

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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