Blumkey 

The act of preforming fellatio on a man whilst he is simultaneously taking a shit.
fellatio = blowjob

“I was running late for work so I asked her to give me some blumkey to save time.”
“My life revolves around multitasking and saving time and that is why I make my wife give me some blumkey to save time”

Blumkey by Cathaleoo815 June 15, 2020

blumkey 

giving a blowjob to your significant other while they are pooping

man 1: my wife gave me a blumkey yesterday!
man 2: you're a really lucky dude, I wish my wife would do that to me!

blumkey by manman12 January 19, 2022

Blumkey 

Female Giving a male oral sex he backs out a monster Turd

I asked my girlfriend to give me a Blumkey today she wasn't keen but did it anyway

Blumkey by Buggles June 12, 2023

Bumkey 

A Norwegian mom in a wheelchair with multiple sclerosis

awe bumkey your so sweet

Bumkey by Wangchops September 16, 2018

Blumke 

To receive a blow job while having a shit.

As it's your birthday today I'll give you a blumke as a special treat.

Blumke by Qabbalah September 18, 2020

blumken 

to get a blowjob and shit at the same time

The bitch gave me a blumken

blumken by asspiss April 23, 2003

Blumke 

When you get a blowjob whilst you're having a shit.

"Mitch is in the doghouse again."
"why? What's happened?"

"He asked Kerri Anne for a blumke."

Blumke by Kinneth September 17, 2020