blumptank 

Similar to the Blumpkin (taking a dump while receiving a blowjob) except this time your shitting in the top tank of the toilet.

After we entered the restroom, we disrobed, removed the top cover on the toilet. After I paid her, the prostitue gave me a blumptank. I bet the cleaning people were impressed.

blumptank by Doctor Blumps January 22, 2008

blumptastic 

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary

My last blumpkin was blumptastic.

blumptastic by Tim January 24, 2004

Blumpkant 

while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant

i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant

Blumpkant by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009

blumptastic 

The most accurate adjective to describe the feeling of relieving the bowels while receiving head.

That was blumptastic baby... now clean up.

blumptastic by jwn February 3, 2004

Blumpcano 

The act of projectile vomiting while recieving a blumpkin.

Billy the Blumpcano was notorious for hurling on his girlfriend when getting blumpkins.

Blumpcano by PooderNYC May 17, 2006

Brumstank

Someone who is ridiculously cocky or full of themselves but isn't skilled or talented enough to back up their talk.

"Yo that Brumstank over there claims he made 120 tackles in 6 games last football season"

"what a lying bastard"

Brumstank by notabrumstank January 20, 2009

Blumpting

Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.

Present tense:
My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:
I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.

Blumpting by y0m4m4 October 13, 2008