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Blumpkant
while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant
Blumpkant by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009
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Blumpatola
Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.
Blumpatola by Blumpster September 3, 2009
blumpamotive
blumpamotive by Rocco Cocko III April 17, 2011
blumpkabout
The act of giving a blow job while the person receiving it takes a shit the only exception being, is that it is given by an Australian in the land down under.
Blumpkabout it's Austrailian for Blumpkin mate. So the next time your down under grab yourself a she-la and make sure to get youself Blumpkabout.
blumpkabout by Diarhea Monsoon December 4, 2009
Blumpland Steamer
A sexual act where the woman lies on her back, while the man squats over her. She sucks his dick while he simultaneously takes a shit on her. A combination of a blumpkin and a cleaveland steamer.
(Guy1): Hey man, how was the date last night?
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!
Blumpland Steamer by ItsGoodToBeTheKing February 10, 2008
blumpkinoscopy
Man : I'm here for my blumpkinoscopy.
Nurse: Ok sir please step up to the table and turn to the side.
Man: Wow this blumpkinoscopy is not near as bad as it thought it would be.
Nurse: Ok sir please step up to the table and turn to the side.
Man: Wow this blumpkinoscopy is not near as bad as it thought it would be.
blumpkinoscopy by Timmmmeh May 12, 2010
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.