Blumpcan

When an individual consumes a canned alcoholic beverage while utilizing a private or public toilet.

Brian’s girlfriend wouldn’t give him a Blumpkin, so, Brian had a Blumpcan instead.

by KRiver August 14, 2019

Blumpkant

while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant

i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant

by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009

Blumpcano

The act of projectile vomiting while recieving a blumpkin.

Billy the Blumpcano was notorious for hurling on his girlfriend when getting blumpkins.

by PooderNYC May 17, 2006

Blumpland Steamer

A sexual act where the woman lies on her back, while the man squats over her. She sucks his dick while he simultaneously takes a shit on her. A combination of a blumpkin and a cleaveland steamer.

(Guy1): Hey man, how was the date last night?
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!

by ItsGoodToBeTheKing February 10, 2008

blumptank

Similar to the Blumpkin (taking a dump while receiving a blowjob) except this time your shitting in the top tank of the toilet.

After we entered the restroom, we disrobed, removed the top cover on the toilet. After I paid her, the prostitue gave me a blumptank. I bet the cleaning people were impressed.

by Doctor Blumps January 22, 2008

auto blumpkano

The act of giving oneself a blumpkin.

Did you hear about Matt last night? Heard he got so drunk he gave himself an auto blumpkano!

by pigy_G December 15, 2010

blumpkant

when you jack off while taking a shit because you don't have a girl to give you a blow job

did you get that blumpkin yesterday?

no my girl left so it was a blumpkant

by captain penismilk December 20, 2009