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Blumpkant
while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant
Blumpkant by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009
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Blumpland Steamer
A sexual act where the woman lies on her back, while the man squats over her. She sucks his dick while he simultaneously takes a shit on her. A combination of a blumpkin and a cleaveland steamer.
(Guy1): Hey man, how was the date last night?
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!
Blumpland Steamer by ItsGoodToBeTheKing February 10, 2008
blumptank
Similar to the Blumpkin (taking a dump while receiving a blowjob) except this time your shitting in the top tank of the toilet.
After we entered the restroom, we disrobed, removed the top cover on the toilet. After I paid her, the prostitue gave me a blumptank. I bet the cleaning people were impressed.
blumptank by Doctor Blumps January 22, 2008
auto blumpkano
auto blumpkano by pigy_G December 15, 2010
blumpkant
blumpkant by captain penismilk December 20, 2009
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