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Someone who is ridiculously cocky or full of themselves but isn't skilled or talented enough to back up their talk.
"Yo that Brumstank over there claims he made 120 tackles in 6 games last football season"

"what a lying bastard"
Brumstank by notabrumstank January 20, 2009
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bumshanks 

the little bits of shit that cling to your arse hair, like brown teardrops.
Bollocks! I forgot to wipe up my bumshanks, now I need to go to Ethel Austins for some new keks.
bumshanks by BigRedJohn October 17, 2006

Brumsmack 

A game intended for two people where the players smack their hands. One player goes first, and smacks the other player's hand, first softly, and then increasingly harder. The loser is the person who quits the game first because they are in so much agony. A modern variation on Mercy.
Jeffrey: Hey, Danny, I'm Bored.

Danny: So am I. Let's Brumsmack! I call going first...
Brumsmack by Brumsmack_Master October 28, 2009

Boomstank 

Women who are attracted to men who drive cars with stereos and sub woofers that boast excessive amounts of Bass.
Lets go drive around with the bass blasting and see if we can attract some Boomstank!!
Boomstank by AD218 August 27, 2008

brostanks 

The slightly derogatory term used to address your fellow band members.
Hey Brostanks, Alt J is playing the Filmore on 9/5 tix are $33 ea anyone up for it?
brostanks by efaz May 17, 2013

Brostankidyasski 

Something you call your bro when they stink like ass.
Guy 1: “What’s up Brostankidyasski”
Guy 2: “Bro, I don’t smell that bad”
Brostankidyasski by RJBug February 22, 2023

blumptank 

Similar to the Blumpkin (taking a dump while receiving a blowjob) except this time your shitting in the top tank of the toilet.
After we entered the restroom, we disrobed, removed the top cover on the toilet. After I paid her, the prostitue gave me a blumptank. I bet the cleaning people were impressed.
blumptank by Doctor Blumps January 22, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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