Brumstank

Someone who is ridiculously cocky or full of themselves but isn't skilled or talented enough to back up their talk.

"Yo that Brumstank over there claims he made 120 tackles in 6 games last football season"

"what a lying bastard"

by notabrumstank January 20, 2009

bumshanks

the little bits of shit that cling to your arse hair, like brown teardrops.

Bollocks! I forgot to wipe up my bumshanks, now I need to go to Ethel Austins for some new keks.

by BigRedJohn October 17, 2006

Brumsmack

A game intended for two people where the players smack their hands. One player goes first, and smacks the other player's hand, first softly, and then increasingly harder. The loser is the person who quits the game first because they are in so much agony. A modern variation on Mercy.

Jeffrey: Hey, Danny, I'm Bored.

Danny: So am I. Let's Brumsmack! I call going first...

by Brumsmack_Master October 28, 2009

Boomstank

Women who are attracted to men who drive cars with stereos and sub woofers that boast excessive amounts of Bass.

Lets go drive around with the bass blasting and see if we can attract some Boomstank!!

by AD218 August 27, 2008

brostanks

The slightly derogatory term used to address your fellow band members.

Hey Brostanks, Alt J is playing the Filmore on 9/5 tix are $33 ea anyone up for it?

by efaz May 17, 2013

Brostankidyasski

Something you call your bro when they stink like ass.

Guy 1: “What’s up Brostankidyasski”
Guy 2: “Bro, I don’t smell that bad”

by RJBug February 22, 2023

blumptank

Similar to the Blumpkin (taking a dump while receiving a blowjob) except this time your shitting in the top tank of the toilet.

After we entered the restroom, we disrobed, removed the top cover on the toilet. After I paid her, the prostitue gave me a blumptank. I bet the cleaning people were impressed.

by Doctor Blumps January 22, 2008