blumptonia

to be in a land where blumpkins are given on a daily basis.

i went to blumptonia and it was quiet splendiful.

by magical master of blumptonia August 7, 2012

Blutonian

Derived from the character Bluto from Animal House. This is the most outrageous kick ass party goer. They are usually an alumni or a super senior who doesn't ever want to leave the frat castle.

Oscar was the token Blutonian alumni last night when he finished three cases and then threw the pledges down the stairs.

by WilDCarD April 29, 2013

blumponan

The act of masturbating while defecating on the toilet. A combination of the words blumpkin and onanism.

My girlfriend thought giving me a blumpkin was gross so I had to resort to giving myself a blumponan.

by badass833 May 30, 2014