blumpjerk

When a man takes a dump and jerks off, simultaniously.

He's probably blumpjerking

by matt & ron January 18, 2011

blumperbating

masturbating while taking a shit

Are you kidding dude? Blumperbating's the best!

by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Blumperation

The act of throwing a party or celebration for a friend who has just recieved a blumpkin.

"Dude, Matt just got a blumpkin and we are throwing a blumperation. Can you bring the chips?"

by Jolly Jose June 2, 2007

Blumpersal

Getting a blowjob while the GIRL is taking a shit. Reverse blumpkin.

I thought she was going to pee, but instead she pulled me in and gave me a blumpersal. Nothing like getting your knob polished to the sound of violent diarrhea.

by O.G.-YaYo December 2, 2009

Blumperspoot

English version of the American term 'Hicky'

Those motherruckers always have the most blumperspoots after a crazy weekend.

by Rugger123 May 8, 2011

Blumpkeroo

A blumpkeroo is when you are giving a blumpkin (giving head while he's taking a shit on the toilet) and you go for a handstand 69 position on the toilet, then your arms give out (or he purposefully does it) and your head falls into the dirty toilet water

Last night, I was taking a shit before my shower and my girl walked in for a blumpkin and we ended up doing a blumpkeroo

by Hurricane Kat June 22, 2020

blumpkeroni

n. the act of orally stimulating one's own penis while discharging excrement from the anus.

Overjoyed at reading the latest Urban Dictionary entries, Satan and Hitler took a break from their rusty trombone to celebrate with a few solo blumpkeronis.

by Satan's Blumpkeroni December 16, 2009