I thought she was going to pee, but instead she pulled me in and gave me a blumpersal. Nothing like getting your knob polished to the sound of violent diarrhea.

Blumpersal by O.G.-YaYo December 2, 2009

Blumperspoot

English version of the American term 'Hicky'

Those motherruckers always have the most blumperspoots after a crazy weekend.

Blumperspoot by Rugger123 May 8, 2011

Blumpkeroo

A blumpkeroo is when you are giving a blumpkin (giving head while he's taking a shit on the toilet) and you go for a handstand 69 position on the toilet, then your arms give out (or he purposefully does it) and your head falls into the dirty toilet water

Last night, I was taking a shit before my shower and my girl walked in for a blumpkin and we ended up doing a blumpkeroo

Blumpkeroo by Hurricane Kat June 22, 2020

blumpkeroni

n. the act of orally stimulating one's own penis while discharging excrement from the anus.

Overjoyed at reading the latest Urban Dictionary entries, Satan and Hitler took a break from their rusty trombone to celebrate with a few solo blumpkeronis.

blumpkeroni by Satan's Blumpkeroni December 16, 2009

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026