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n. the act of orally stimulating one's own penis while discharging excrement from the anus.
Overjoyed at reading the latest Urban Dictionary entries, Satan and Hitler took a break from their rusty trombone to celebrate with a few solo blumpkeronis.
by Satan's Blumpkeroni December 16, 2009
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True of COVID-19 sufferers and of George Floyd. The key phrase at this moment in American history.
"I can't breathe, said Floyd as he was being suffocated. "I can't breathe" thought more than 100,000 victims as they were dying of Covid. "I can't breathe" chanted countless Americans in the streets, protesting enduring police brutality.
by Monkey's Dad June 01, 2020
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Giving yourself head while pinching a loaf. A cross between blumpkin and limberoni. (If your not sure what limberoni is search for limberoni.jpg on the web.
Nothing like a blumpkeroni to take the edge off.
by Mr. Blumpkin September 08, 2004
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