blumphy 

the act of recieving a blowjob whilst sat on the toilet having a dump...

hey mark...i got some good blumphy last night...she was well up for it

blumphy by folklore October 27, 2007

blumpy 

The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit.

"You best be givin' me a blumpy bitch!" said Tyrone as he was dumping in his prison cell.

blumpy by Chief Hosa March 16, 2003

Blumpy Choad 

The male specific version of Blumpy. Receiving Head job while taking a poo on the porcelain throne. The choad refers to the penis and the "Blumpy Choad" is the male version of the act as opposed to cunnilingus while on the toilet or a "Blumpy Quim"

"That bitch was so drunk she gave me a Blumpy Choad."

Blumpy Choad by jesus the jewbag November 7, 2011

reverse blumpy 

A reverse blumpy or R.B for short is when two parties are about to perform the orthodox blumpy but use a distinct signal or sound (can be a high pitched grunt or tuneful whistle but it is considered more normal to burp) to indicate a reverse in proceedings. The giver moves his/her body so he/she is underneath the anus and then sucks out the faeces of the receiver or blumpee. In many cultures especially across eastern europe and in particular central england close to the River Trent this act is seen by many to be an act of good will, kindness or after a mal-functioning blumpy; forgiveness. During a reverse blumpy, in order to show satisfaction or gratfullness towards the giver a hot lunch should immediately follow while the faeces is still warm.

"Oh man, jane gives the best reverse blumpys"

"I prefer reverse blumpys to just blumpys its so much more relieving"

"I asked Jane to reverse blumpy me but she kept saying no because i was her son, what's that all about"

reverse blumpy by Marcel Van Crumpton September 26, 2006

reverse blumpy 

when giving a blumpy the reciever (or blumpeé) donkey punches the blumper (the giver). When they're out cold, the blumpeé turns around and takes a dump inside they're mouth. when the blumper wakes up it is fun to see how long it takes for them to realise what is in their mouth isn't what it was a few seconds ago.

NB: do not donkey punch while the penis is in their mouth beacuse getting knocked out forces you to bite down hard.

last night it took jane 30 seconds to realise she was giving des a reverse blumpy.

last night i didnt know i was giving a reverse blumpy cos it tasted the same.

reverse blumpy by Des Walker September 25, 2006

Blumpky 

The act of having your hose-gargled whilst you drop the kids off at the pool.

An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.

My wife won't give me a Blumpky, our son, however, thinks it's fun.

Blumpky by Eddy Gourmet December 26, 2005

blumpy 

The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.

Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpy.

blumpy by Farcus September 23, 2007