Blomkey
I gave Sophie a Blomkey last night. I just love licking her pussy while she's taking a dump. its the opposite of a blomkin
Blomkey by KKK professor Blomkey October 23, 2016
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Blookey
A toddler coleco generation, This is a round headed bald Ookey model, as the black model it is known as a blookey,
Blookey by Lavendar McDade April 12, 2010
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blomeyer
a seriously sexy guy.
a blomeyer is someone who when walking past your just attracted to thier aura.
like BAM. you immediatly think 'hes the hottest person i've seen in ages and will probably see all day'
a blomeyer is just down right hot and near irresistable.
usually have brown hair and a voice that makes you say 'reowge'
a blomeyer is someone who when walking past your just attracted to thier aura.
like BAM. you immediatly think 'hes the hottest person i've seen in ages and will probably see all day'
a blomeyer is just down right hot and near irresistable.
usually have brown hair and a voice that makes you say 'reowge'
blomeyer by BernardandWally November 12, 2009
blokey
Over-interest in machinery, sports, beer, or an unabashed pre-occupation with sex are all very blokey things.
blokey by LordDeathKill May 25, 2007
Blokey Bloke
A guy who is very masculine in an old fashioned way. Would never wear an earing or jewelery other than a wedding ring. Likes to drink beer, pints are best! Likes a drink with the lads and a good game of football (play or watch)a general good skin!! suspicious of wine bars or fancy bars, way to pretentious for a Bloky Bloke.
Blokey Bloke by Stevie Robo July 8, 2007
Blumkey
The act of preforming fellatio on a man whilst he is simultaneously taking a shit.
fellatio = blowjob
fellatio = blowjob
“I was running late for work so I asked her to give me some blumkey to save time.”
“My life revolves around multitasking and saving time and that is why I make my wife give me some blumkey to save time”
“My life revolves around multitasking and saving time and that is why I make my wife give me some blumkey to save time”
Blumkey by Cathaleoo815 June 15, 2020
blonkey
The opposite of a wigger. An black man of African heritage acting like the stereotypical definition of what is considered a white personality.
Wayne Brady is a goddamn blonkey.
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