I gave Sophie a Blomkey last night. I just love licking her pussy while she's taking a dump. its the opposite of a blomkin
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a seriously sexy guy.
a blomeyer is someone who when walking past your just attracted to thier aura.
like BAM. you immediatly think 'hes the hottest person i've seen in ages and will probably see all day'
a blomeyer is just down right hot and near irresistable.
usually have brown hair and a voice that makes you say 'reowge'
a blomeyer is someone who when walking past your just attracted to thier aura.
like BAM. you immediatly think 'hes the hottest person i've seen in ages and will probably see all day'
a blomeyer is just down right hot and near irresistable.
usually have brown hair and a voice that makes you say 'reowge'
by BernardandWally November 12, 2009
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by LordDeathKill May 25, 2007
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by Stevie Robo July 8, 2007
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“I was running late for work so I asked her to give me some blumkey to save time.”
“My life revolves around multitasking and saving time and that is why I make my wife give me some blumkey to save time”
“My life revolves around multitasking and saving time and that is why I make my wife give me some blumkey to save time”
by Cathaleoo815 June 15, 2020
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Wayne Brady is a goddamn blonkey.
by Sean March 4, 2005
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