blumfy 

when a person named blaize is more than comfy, he's blumfy.

blaize is so damn blumfy to lay on.

blumfy by gerald1948 December 2, 2011

Bumfy 

Butt naked and comfy.

Damn, Yolanda looks real bumfy rn, damn shorty.

Bumfy by shroomjuicee August 15, 2022

blumpy 

The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit.

"You best be givin' me a blumpy bitch!" said Tyrone as he was dumping in his prison cell.

blumpy by Chief Hosa March 16, 2003

Dude Bluffy 

A man who constantly, continuously, and relentlessly keeps trying online to pose as a woman

Im Dude Bluffy just a chick with a dick

Dude Bluffy by JMastaBlasta December 27, 2011

Blumpy Choad 

The male specific version of Blumpy. Receiving Head job while taking a poo on the porcelain throne. The choad refers to the penis and the "Blumpy Choad" is the male version of the act as opposed to cunnilingus while on the toilet or a "Blumpy Quim"

"That bitch was so drunk she gave me a Blumpy Choad."

Blumpy Choad by jesus the jewbag November 7, 2011

BLUMF 

Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

I walk out of a restaurant when I see BLUMFS in the Kitchen.

BLUMF by Dave January 10, 2004

Blumforter

The act of a blumkin with one or more participants wearing a snuggie or some other mail order blanket modification.

It was exceptionally cold in the bathroom that day; so Tatiana gave Ronaldo a blumforter.

Blumforter by patches0h January 21, 2009