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Blowtonium 

The act of receiving a blowjob while doing chemistry homework.
Yesterday I found the half life of Blowtonium in the lab.
Blowtonium by #1engineerd September 17, 2012

blowjophobia 

An irrational or uncontrollable fear of receiving oral sex.
Guy 1: Dude, Cindy wanted to go down on me last night but I chickened out.

Guy 2: How do you chicken out of getting a blowjob? You must suffer from blowjophobia.
blowjophobia by PoisonousYake September 16, 2009

Ballzinis Blowpop 

(n)- A dick dipped in parafilm wax with a special treat inside. A favorite alternative to a Charm's Blowpop, but inside is not gum, but balls.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Ballzinis Blowpop?

Rusty Blowtorch 

Passing gas into another's mouth and subsequently having that person exhale into the flame of a lighter, creating a blowtorch effect. Often peformed as the grand finale to a rusty trombone concerto. Can also be used as a means of ignition for the Amazon Firefighter.
a.k.a. Rusty Flamethrower.
In honor of my birthday, Allison used a rusty blowtorch to light the candles on my cake.
Rusty Blowtorch by Guido Sandwich December 7, 2009
When you get free plastic surgery by giving the surgeon a blowjob.
I gave my surgeon mad blowtox yesterday.
Blowtox by MegaMemeMan June 4, 2018

Bavarian Blowtorch 

When a female is performing fellatio on a man who has gas and proceeds to light his flatulence on fire in the middle of the fellatio act.
I was getting a Bavarian blowtorch from this midget the other night and totally charred the drapes.
Bavarian Blowtorch by Rusty Obrien November 18, 2011