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When you get free plastic surgery by giving the surgeon a blowjob.
I gave my surgeon mad blowtox yesterday.
Blowtox by MegaMemeMan June 4, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
verb: The act of taking a male orgasm in the face (also known as a facial or a cumshot) for stictly cosmetic purposes.
noun: using semen on the face as a skin care regimen to tighten and revitalize skin, minimizing the apearance of wrinkles and fine lines.
v. "I was going down on Jake the other day and he totally gave me blowtox."

n. "Mary, you're skin looks so fresh and taut. What's you're secret?"

"Blowtox."

blowtox by Suzy Sweetpockets August 17, 2008
When a person has had so much cum on their face that it no longer moves when they smile.
james: Did you see that bukakke movie the other night?
john: yeah man that chick got blowtox alright!
blowtox by invalidrecord June 27, 2009
The short term pout a woman is left with after sucking dick.
Hey Jenny why are u pulling a duck face?
I'm not, its the blowtox left from when I hoovered your stem an hour ago.
Blowtox by Oh Mugs March 17, 2016
When your mouth wrinkles are looking like a hound dog from so much blow jobs which requires BLOWTOX for wrinkle filler.
"Dann, you need to stop giving so much head or get yourself some BLOWTOX for those blow wrinkles around your mouth"!
Blowtox by McNaughty Meat Curtains February 12, 2010
noun

The lip plumping effect that can be achieved by giving head.
"baby look how cute my lips are! I call it... º•:* blowtox :º•* "
Blowtox by TweakGod August 24, 2022

Blowtonium 

The act of receiving a blowjob while doing chemistry homework.
Yesterday I found the half life of Blowtonium in the lab.
Blowtonium by #1engineerd September 17, 2012
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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