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longer term for bloop, aka the most professional minecrafter in history
known around the globe as an internet sensation because of the amount of floor 7 completions bloop has completed.
known around the globe as an internet sensation because of the amount of floor 7 completions bloop has completed.
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bloopyaya
Nonsense word “created” by an illiterate idiot after their cultural appropriation of booyaka didn’t succeed in making them look cool
I have no friends because I’m an annoying, codependent, narcissistic dolt begging for attention. But I’m still better than you. #bloopyaya
bloopyaya by NotWhoYouThinkIAm67891 November 27, 2022
Terminal Blowout
Following the consumption of some sketchy Thai food, Jay’s terminal blowout obliterated an entire public restroom...and he hasn’t been seen since.
Terminal Blowout by Done it all dave November 1, 2020
bloopitty
When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.
Boss : Why are you so late today ?
Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
bloopitty by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
Blowpology
The only sincere apology. When you fuck up and say sorry, your man has to guess if you are being sincere. But a blowjob apology solves that problem. The blowpology replaces "I'm sorry" adds sincerity and added comfort.
Jim:: “Dewd she was a real bitch to you last night!! I can’t believe she did that did she at least say ‘sorry’”
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"
Blowpology by Lascivious May 27, 2014
3rd degree blowout
The highest possible level of an uncontained explosive bowel movement, Unlike a 1st or 2nd degree episode, the 3rd degree will always make its mark down your pant leg, on your chair or in the shower. Nothing can be done but to clean up the inevitable mess.
Jim: That was some fine chili we had at dinner.
Bob: Yes it was, but it set a bit funny with me.
Jim: Set a bit funny? How so?
Bob: Well... (running to bathroom yet loosing bowel control 10 feet from his salvation).
Jim: Oh sweet Jesus in Heaven! Mary get your mom's adult diapers Bob's had a full 3rd degree blowout!
Bob: Yes it was, but it set a bit funny with me.
Jim: Set a bit funny? How so?
Bob: Well... (running to bathroom yet loosing bowel control 10 feet from his salvation).
Jim: Oh sweet Jesus in Heaven! Mary get your mom's adult diapers Bob's had a full 3rd degree blowout!
3rd degree blowout by Jumpingrat January 31, 2007