Blowtoe

For all y'all kinky ass moefuckers, the blowtoe is the toe people with foot fetishes suck on. It can also be the action of sucking on that toe.

Girl: Fuck you doing?
Guy: Giving you a blowtoe.
Girl: Fuck is that?
Guy: Fuck sake woman I'm a kinky fucker.

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

blow toe

A fancy way of saying that someone is an “average joe”.

I’m just of big of an idiot as every other blow toe.

by Lester pong April 1, 2020

Blowtonium

The act of receiving a blowjob while doing chemistry homework.

Yesterday I found the half life of Blowtonium in the lab.

by #1engineerd September 17, 2012

Blowtender

An in the closet guy who gets a job as a bartender so he can meet guys to blow.

Trent wasn't paying the bills or meeting any guys, so he got a job as a blowtender at this bar in the gay part of town.

by dj dee jay dj September 11, 2012

Rusty Blowtorch

Passing gas into another's mouth and subsequently having that person exhale into the flame of a lighter, creating a blowtorch effect. Often peformed as the grand finale to a rusty trombone concerto. Can also be used as a means of ignition for the Amazon Firefighter.
a.k.a. Rusty Flamethrower.

In honor of my birthday, Allison used a rusty blowtorch to light the candles on my cake.

by Guido Sandwich December 7, 2009

blowtreat

The new alternative to a blowjob. No one like to hear about a job and no one likes to work. But everyone loves treats!! What person wouldn't want to participate in a blowtreat!!

Last night my husband wanted oral sex...I gave him the best blowtreat ever and got a prize at the end!!

by Rev Pickle July 18, 2010

Blowtox

When you get free plastic surgery by giving the surgeon a blowjob.

I gave my surgeon mad blowtox yesterday.

by MegaMemeMan June 4, 2018