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Blowscone 

A scone received in exchange for sex often oral sex.
Im so hungry i'd settle for a Blowscone.
Blowscone by Wild Shirt Star February 8, 2015

blowscope 

n: is a blowjob given while the recipient is playing COD

may cause one of two side-effects:
1. person's kill/death ratio is increased do to heightened sense of euphoria

2. person receiving said blowscope goes negative
Will: "Yo, I had so much fun with my girlfriend last night!"

Chris: "But you were on COD... and you went positive for once."

Will: "Yeah I know, I was getting a blowscope and felt amazing."

Chris: "That explains it."
blowscope by theretardflyer037 February 24, 2010
blowspot:
* A person who intentionally reveals information that was previously known only to a few people or that was meant to be kept a secret.

* Make known to information that was previously known only to a few people or that was meant to be kept a secret.
Noun: blowspot
“I am a blowspot”

Verb: blowspot
I’m going to blowspot you”
blowspot by blowspot January 18, 2009
A conservative politician who blusters too often in an unpleasant way that people discard them because they have zero respect or integrity.
Trump is such a blowsoft I don’t think there is anyone who cares what he says anymore.
blowsoft by TheOneThatIsTrue October 26, 2020

Blotsort 

Blotsort, a term used in many different ways. it is used in place of words such as Cool and Awesome and MAD!!.

other versions:
Bloterated - destroyed
Blotsortified - modified in a great way
Bloterator - Mod on a forum, or someone who destroys things
Blotsortarian - A person
Blotcom - www.blotsort.com or a domain name
Blotmail - @blotsort.com email address, or an email address.
if someone says something and you think its cool, but you dont feel like saying "Cool"

you can say "Blotsort" and give them a thumbs up..
Blotsort by Tom January 16, 2004

Blowshot 

The act of forcefully cumming on a girl's face.
"Damn, I got that chick square in the face with my blowshot
Blowshot by Jomo 16 August 10, 2010
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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