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Blowshits
Dood! I ate Taco Bell last night and OMG! I killed the toilet with the worst case of blowshits ever!
Blowshits by ThaBigCheesy1 January 28, 2010
Blowshit
Blowshit by Shit McMurphy June 8, 2011
Blow Shot
A woman give a man a blow job. When he release all of his glory in her mouth she spits it in his face during his O face moment.
Friend 1- How was your date last night? Friend 2 - It was great until he called me a slut while I was sucking his dick. Friend 1 - What a jerk. Did you leave him with blue balls? Friend 2 - No I just gave him a blow shot. Friend 1- You go girl.
Blowshitupopoligist
Those damn blowshitupopoligists are saying to stop blaming Islamic attacks on Islam, absolute retards
Blowshitupopoligist by ISISN'T March 4, 2019
Bowshot
A gay male that loves elephant penis when he is taking it anally. He has an easy time swallowing any sticky, white substances, such as but not limited to: sperm.
Male prostitute; requires cheap pay to have it taken anally, or orally.
Male prostitute; requires cheap pay to have it taken anally, or orally.
Bowshot by Anonymously Anonymous Guy December 27, 2008
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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