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blowhan
short name for Lindsay Lohan, wich could either refer to her coke addiction, or to her lovely taste for sucking dick.
blowhan by peppermint jane September 24, 2008
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Pull A Blowhan
To "Pull A Blowhan" means to be a lonely,codependent slutty woman who consistently sleeps around, whether or not she is in a relationship. A Blowhan will also usually end up going home from a bar with a complete stranger whose name she does not know to do blow and hump all night.
Meg: Oh my god, the HOTTEST British guy I have ever seen
in my life just hit on me while I was having dinner at Azure! He is mad gorgeous!
Sam: Cool.Did you have a drink with him and then go back to his place?
Meg:No,dude,I was interested and I am looking for love, but I can't Pull A Blowhan!
in my life just hit on me while I was having dinner at Azure! He is mad gorgeous!
Sam: Cool.Did you have a drink with him and then go back to his place?
Meg:No,dude,I was interested and I am looking for love, but I can't Pull A Blowhan!
Pull A Blowhan by 3nvious January 3, 2008
The Blowhan Special
Person 1: Hey dan guess what i got last night?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I got a the blowhan special
Person 2: Wow thats hot and weird at the same time.
Person 1: Yea but sadly I got A.D.I.S. from the monkey.
Person 2: That sucks man.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I got a the blowhan special
Person 2: Wow thats hot and weird at the same time.
Person 1: Yea but sadly I got A.D.I.S. from the monkey.
Person 2: That sucks man.
The Blowhan Special by Narwahlking39 January 21, 2011
blowhard
1. A very boastful and talkative person; a braggart
2. A self-important egomaniac who likes to toot his own horn, like those assholes who put bumper stickers on their cars that say "PROUD PARENTS OF AN HONOR STUDENT AT (blah blah blah) HIGH SCHOOL"
2. A self-important egomaniac who likes to toot his own horn, like those assholes who put bumper stickers on their cars that say "PROUD PARENTS OF AN HONOR STUDENT AT (blah blah blah) HIGH SCHOOL"
blowhard by Rollo & Biff May 30, 2006
blowpantski
A dry suck performed over a gentleman's pants. Like a pantski, it is thought to be one of the most pleasurable feelings in the world. (youtube: "club pantski")
Bitch is dressing fancy. At least her hair look good while she give a blowpantski.
Me and Big Nasty are finna get them blowpantskis.
I really love this girl but due to the fact that she hasn't pleasured me with a blowpantski, I am forced to leave her.
Me and Big Nasty are finna get them blowpantskis.
I really love this girl but due to the fact that she hasn't pleasured me with a blowpantski, I am forced to leave her.
blowpantski by Big Nast of F.P. Crew March 3, 2009
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