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In the same vein as gangbang, except instead of intercourse the girl gives blowjobs to all the guys, often resulting in a mess of ejaculate on her face, in her mouth, or in her tummy (preferred).
Dude, your girlfriend swallowed all my cum at the blowbang last weekend!

Oh yeah? Mine too!
blowbang by SpermProvider July 15, 2006
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In the same vein as gangbang, except instead of intercourse the person gives blowjobs to all the males, often resulting in a mess of ejaculate on the givers face, or mouth, or torso (preferred).
Dude, your girlfriend swallowed all my cum at the blowbang last weekend!
blowbang by banditquest June 15, 2009

reverse blowbang 

a sexual act involving a single, very lucky man, and 3 or more women, in which all the women perform fellatio on the man simultaneously.
My girlfriend and her friends gave me a reverse blowbang last night at the strip club for my birthday. It was amazing.

Suckbang Blowbang 

Like a traditional blowbang, but also involving cunnilingus; this creates a more passionate and enjoyable experience for all partners.

Sometimes referred to as Carolina Cunnilingus
The suckbang blowbang last night was alright. She gave good head, but her vag was stank as hell.

suckbang blowbang 

Like a traditional blowbang, but involving cunnilingus as well.
Dude, your mom gave me some suckbang blowbang.

Bhutanese Blowbang 

The act of banging and then blowing, tantalizing the penis until the man is ready to bang again, with this process occuring indefinitely, in an infinite and endless cycle.
Some say a Bhutanese Blowbang is the sexual cycle ones soul goes through during transcendent self actualization, and that Gandhi himself is stuck in sexual samsara due to it.

Blow bang 

When a woman performs oral sex on three or more male partners in a group setting, bringing all to climax without being penetrated vaginally or anally.
After Carrie had a few drinks in her, she invited 5 guys to her apartment for a blow bang.
Blow bang by Captain Wyoming February 11, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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