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the act of giving a blow job and hand job at the same time
Dude!He is the best at blowhanj!
blowhanj by BlowHAnjMasta September 14, 2016
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Used for the name Rohan, it combines with BlowJob but replaced with the han from Rohan. However, it is also used in contemporary use in Australia as a newly created slang.
"Rohan slob me with your Blowhans"
Blowhan by alburylol October 17, 2022
short name for Lindsay Lohan, wich could either refer to her coke addiction, or to her lovely taste for sucking dick.
did you hear blowhan was furiusly sucking a guy in a bathroom on a coke rush?
blowhan by peppermint jane September 24, 2008

Bangladesh Blowhandle 

When one performs a twisting motion while sucking on an erect penis until they hear a deep pop. They push the detached penis deep down their throat and swallow, completing the Bangladesh Blowhandle.
Dude wtf I woke up this morning with no d*ck!
Bro.....you took a Bangladesh Blowhandle.... I've been there.

Pull A Blowhan

To "Pull A Blowhan" means to be a lonely,codependent slutty woman who consistently sleeps around, whether or not she is in a relationship. A Blowhan will also usually end up going home from a bar with a complete stranger whose name she does not know to do blow and hump all night.
Meg: Oh my god, the HOTTEST British guy I have ever seen
in my life just hit on me while I was having dinner at Azure! He is mad gorgeous!

Sam: Cool.Did you have a drink with him and then go back to his place?

Meg:No,dude,I was interested and I am looking for love, but I can't Pull A Blowhan!
Pull A Blowhan by 3nvious January 3, 2008

The Blowhan Special 

When you get a Blow Job by Lindsay Lohan and also getting buttfucked from behind by a horny monkey.
Person 1: Hey dan guess what i got last night?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: I got a the blowhan special

Person 2: Wow thats hot and weird at the same time.

Person 1: Yea but sadly I got A.D.I.S. from the monkey.

Person 2: That sucks man.
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