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Blohan

1. A widely used alternative to the words "LINDSAY LOHAN".
2. A girl (or gay male) who gets around and will sleep with anything that'll spread its legs.
Girl 1: Omg, did you hear what--er, who-- Blohan did on the weekend?

Girl 2: Yes she totally hooked up with Jared Leto over the weekend. Or was it Stavros Niarchos? Wait.. it was totally another one of Paris' exes. Paris Latsis?

Girl 1: Yes she did those all of guys but she also banged Mcfly's drummer! She also had another whack at Wilmer Valderrama! Word is she's also banging random English men.

Girl 2: There's Blohan for ya. Blowing the world one man at a time.
by Meayghyn July 6, 2006
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lindsay blohan

anything of poor quality, shabbiness, below average, really bad
What did you think of the movie?

In a word, it was lindsay blohan.
by Bruce R April 28, 2008
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bloganism

Pertaining to the mechanics of blogging and how a few highly valued sources can spread propaganda far without scrutiny.
So Facebook's value rose exponentially immediately after going public? Sheer bloganism at play I reckon.
by m0r1arty June 12, 2012
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Blogan

A Blow Job given by a high school girl to a college guy.
Hey man I heard Baker got a blogan from a high school girl at the party last night.
by Sethamphetamine Bergler July 28, 2011
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Blorank

(noun) A derogatory name for a woman. "Blorank" is a combination of the words, "bitch, slut, whore, and skank." The noun is associated with any woman who has exhibited the characteristics of the aforementioned terms.
Guy #1: She wouldn't hook up with me again because she said she felt bad for her boyfriend, and then she goes and hooks up with another guy.

Guy #2: Wow, what a Blorank.
by atlanticcitycamp August 27, 2009
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Bolohan

1) A duck phallus.
2) The last name of an untalented social "pundit" named Scott who appropriately looks like a duck phallus with Bieber hair.
3) A completely forgettable tool, much like an unimpressive experience with a duck phallus.
Humo: "Did you happen to read that Red Eye article written by Scott Bolohan?"
Sparky: "Bolohan? Did you say 'Bolohan'? Since when did little duck phallus' start writing articles for that free publication?"
Humo: "Not sure how long that Bieber-obsessed tool has been around, but me thinks someone should ship him back to that suburb of Detroit that he is from..."
by Fire 'til I die! April 24, 2011
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Bohangles

Normally it is spelled and said Bojangles, a fast food chicken restaruant in North and South Carolina. But you pronunced it Bohangles with a spanish flair because all the people who there are mexican and don't speak a lot of english.
Dude, i'm starving wanna get some Bohangles?
by nadolifesaver February 26, 2009
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