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blow-handy 

When a girl jacks you off and gives you a blow job at the same time.
Guy1: Dude what'd you and your Girl do last night?

Guy2: Man, she gave me a blow-handy.

Guy1: what's that?

Guy2: imagine an Amish girl churning butter only she's sucking the handle like a dick.

Guy1: nice!
blow-handy by grilledcheezyy November 2, 2013
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80/20 Handy-Blow 

A blowjob that is mostly just a handjob.
My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.
80/20 Handy-Blow by Steve DeCicco September 7, 2023

The Blow Hand Love Career 

The Blow Hand Love Career should not, NOT be taken lightly. Originally created in Ancient China, only the highest concubines of the emperor would learn such a trick. Later it was uncovered at the end of the nineteenth century by the British.

This is where a woman switches from a blow job to a hand job every fifteen minutes switching at least until the man shoots cum regularily. Anyway, when the woman has done this she will lick her hands clean of jiz and then starts to have anus sex with the man. When that is finished she shall excrete the males ejaculation onto her hands and eat it as the man enjoys the sight.

To fully appreciate and recreate The Blow Hand Love Career the man should cut a hole at the tip of a condom to make an essence of shooting cum. Also, it should take at least two hours.
"Connor... I think I'm ready for the Blow Hand Love Career," Nora said shyly.
"Honey, you know it takes a lot of work and responsibility it isn't like some lousy job, its a career. Are you ready for that?" Josh questioned authoritatively.

~Three Hours Later~

"You've done well my Sofia," smiled Connor.
"My name's Nora," she stated looking angrier by the second.
"Oh shi-"

hebrew hand blow 

A two-handed jewish felatio. A shalom in the pants.
I just got a hebrew hand blow in the back of the temple!

Shalom! I got a hebrew hand blow!
hebrew hand blow by CrackerJames January 27, 2007

hand blow dryer 

a small, electric appliance used in college dorm bathrooms to ease the process of public pooping.
When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.
hand blow dryer by Kt K March 21, 2007

blowjandy 

The combination of a blow job and a hand job.
Ryan: So did you hook up with that chick last night?
Cameron: Yeah brah, she totally gave me a blowjandy on the roof.
blowjandy by noremac October 19, 2012

Bangladesh Blowhandle 

When one performs a twisting motion while sucking on an erect penis until they hear a deep pop. They push the detached penis deep down their throat and swallow, completing the Bangladesh Blowhandle.
Dude wtf I woke up this morning with no d*ck!
Bro.....you took a Bangladesh Blowhandle.... I've been there.
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