This is a short form for "anti-brangeloonie". "Brangeloonies" is the common term for the group of idol worshipping fans that follow and support everything Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie do. The anti-brangeloonies, or a-bloonies, are the celebrity hating media followers who mock and criticise anything and everything the couple do. The groups, despite their differences, are very similar in terms of the emotional intensity directed at the celebrity couple as well as time spent analyzing their every move, motive and imagined thought, to the point of absurdity.
"I used to be a Brangeloonie, but then I reformed and went a-bloonie."
To discover the rants and raves of a-bloonie culture, just visit a celebrity watching site such as D-listed and look at postings under "Brangelina"
"Rosanne Barr has just come out as the leader of the a-bloonies."
Boonie hat, boonie brim or Boonie is current authorized head gear for military personel. It is a full brimmed hat, and provides limited protection from the sun and rain to the head and neck.
These hats were origionally made popular during the Vietnam Conflict worn by Special Ops soldiers and LRRP personel. The Boonie hat replaces the standard Army issue "soft-cap" and the Marine Corps "cover". Sometimes called a "flop-hat"
The middle of nowhere; nothing but trees and farms for miles around, maybe a house or two. Children wishing to trick-or-treat must travel 20-30 minutes to their nearest friend's neighborhood, thereby attributing to an overcrowding problem in suburban developments on Halloween
"Hey, wanna go to Billy's house? He just got a new trampoline."
"Nah, it's raining and he lives all the way out in the boonies. Let's just stay here and play Xbox."
"Word. Freedom Fighters rules! When's the sequel coming out?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!